“Queer thing, now, that you should say that about a cottage, sir,”
said the landlord confidentially. “It puts me in mind of an odd thing
that happened in these parts, not so many years ago. All along of
another gentleman, about the same age as you might be, sir, coming
into this very bar and asking me if I knew of a lonely cottage for
sale.”
“Indeed?” replied the Professor casually. “Perhaps you would refill my
glass with that most excellent brandy. And if you will do me the
honour of taking another glass of gin with me——”
“You’re very kind, sir,” said the landlord, filling up the glasses. “I
thought you’d take to that brandy. As soon as I sees you taste it, I
says to myself, ‘Here’s a gentleman that knows a good drop of liquor
when he sees it.’ ’Tisn’t every gentleman that takes kindly to the
drink nowadays, sir. Why, there’s some of them what drops in here for
lunch as takes water with it! Can’t say I hold with it myself. Well,
here’s your very good health, sir!”
He consumed his glass of gin at a gulp, and stood with his elbows on
the counter, looking at the Professor. “Your saying that about the
cottage does put me in mind of that other,” he said, reminiscently.
“Mind you, sir, not that he was like you at all. Of course I didn’t
know who he was when he came in, but I say to myself, ‘That fellow’s
no business man, I’ll warrant!’ And, as it turned out, I was right!
But you can always tell, can’t you, sir?”
“Usually,” agreed the Professor. “He was not a business man then?”
“Not he!” exclaimed the landlord, contemptuously. “He was one of them
scientific chaps, like you reads about in the papers. What good they
does I don’t know! Always seems to me as though they’d be better
employed doing something useful instead of talking a lot of gibberish
decent folks don’t understand. Well, this poor chap suffered for his
folly, anyhow.”
“Why, what happened to him?” enquired the Professor without any great
show of interest.
“Burnt to death!” replied the landlord, impressively. “Burnt till
there wasn’t nothing but a heap of charred bones left, sir. Terrible
thing it was, and him all alone out on the heath there. Quiet enough
chap he seemed too. Why, I couldn’t believe my ears when the constable
told me about him afterwards. You wouldn’t have guessed what the chap
was really, not if you was to try for a twelvemonth.”
“I daresay not,” remarked the Professor dryly. “I never was good at
guessing. What was he?”
“Ticket o’ leave man!” exclaimed the landlord, leaning over the
counter confidentially. “If you’ll believe me, that man had just
served fourteen years hard on Dartmoor for murdering a Duke, when he
walked into my bar as cool as a cucumber. Oh, he was a deep one, was
that Mr. Morlandson! And not a soul bar the super knew a word about
it!”
“Burnt to death, was he!” remarked the Professor. “Dear me, what a
terrible end. How did it happen?”
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