“No one knows rightly,” replied the landlord. “He lived all alone on
the heath, over yonder towards Goathorn. Built himself a concrete
place, I can’t remember what the super said he called it. Word
something like lavatory?”
“Laboratory, perhaps?” suggested the Professor.
“Aye, that’s it, sir. You can see the ruins of it still, they tell me.
I haven’t been out that way since it happened. Used to lock himself up
in this place of his, and fiddle about with all sorts of inflammable
stuff. Bound to go up it was, and sure enough it did. Just after
closing time one evening, Old George what lives way out towards
Studland, comes knocking at my door and says the heath’s on fire.
‘Heath on fire!’ I say, ‘Why, it’s been raining for a week. What are
you talking about?’ ‘’Tis that for sure!’ says old George. ‘You can
see the flames up along my way.’ ‘Flames!’ I says, ‘It’s the stuff
they gives you at the Red Bull over yonder that makes you see flames,
and I don’t wonder at it!’ Well, he keeps on, and at last I goes half
a mile or so up the road with him. Sure enough, there was a great
pillar of flame coming up from the middle of the heath.
“We hadn’t been there more than a minute when the constable comes
along. ‘What’s up yonder?’ I says. ‘Morlandson’s place on fire,’ says
he. ‘Super he’s gone off on his bike. You chaps best come along and
see what you can do.’
“Well, sir, it weren’t no manner of good to take the engine. She’s
only one of them hand concerns, and last time we’d had her out to
practice, she pumped back’ards like into the river instead of out of
it. Joe Stiggs, him what looks after her, said he found he’d put the
valves in the wrong way. Besides, it would have taken us best part of
an hour to push her out there, there ain’t no regular road. And,
what’s more, all the water out at Morlandson’s place was a well what
ran dry every summer.”
“Then there was nothing to be done?” commented the Professor.
“Nothing whatsoever,” replied the landlord emphatically. “Mind, we
didn’t know Morlandson was inside. We expected to find him running
round outside chucking water at it from a bucket. However, off we
goes, and as we gets close we catches the stink of it. Lord! I shan’t
forget it in a hurry. It was like the smell what comes from the pits
when they burns carcases when the foot-and-mouth’s about.
“The super he meets us, and I reckon I hollered out when I saw him by
the light of the fire. He was black as a sweep, and all the hair
singed off his face. Told us he’d been into the cottage, which was
burning like a dry rick, and that he couldn’t find Morlandson
anywhere. ‘I reckon he’s in there,’ he says, pointing to the
lav——labor——what you call it. ‘There’s a horrible smell of burnt flesh
about.’
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