Not that these philosophic reflections occupied the mind of Mr. James
Tovey, which was far too full of an acute sense of annoyance and
discomfort to find room for any other sensations. Mr. Tovey was not an
inhabitant of Praed Street, although he lived in its neighbourhood.
There was nothing secretive about Mr. Tovey, you could see his name
and occupation painted in bold letters over a shop in Lisson Grove;
James Tovey, Fruit and Vegetable Merchant. He was, in fact, a
greengrocer, and, years ago, when Mr. Tovey had originally employed a
small legacy in the purchase of the business, the sign had read:
Tovey, Greengrocer, etc. But it was Mr. Tovey’s proud boast that he
always moved with the times, and since his neighbours, the butcher and
the grocer, had respectively converted themselves into Meat Purveyors
and Provision Dealers, he had abandoned the vulgar term of greengrocer
for the more high-sounding appellation.
Sunday was a day of strict observance with Mr. Tovey, its presiding
deity his own comfort. One can hardly blame him for this indulgence,
since the rest of the week left him little leisure for repose. His
habit was to rise before six, in order to drive the van to Covent
Garden. The van, a second-hand Ford, was the subject of the ribald
mirth of his acquaintances. Every non-essential part had long since
fallen off, as an aged elm sheds its branches, and the essentials were
held together by odd pieces of rope. But to any suggestion of the
van’s imperfections, Mr. Tovey merely shrugged his shoulders.
“’Tisn’t ’er looks as matters,” he would reply. “So long as she does
’er job she’ll do for me.” And perhaps this phrase, applied to things
at large, was a complete summing up of Mr. Tovey’s philosophy.
He opened the shop as soon as he returned from Covent Garden, and kept
it open, winter and summer, till a late hour. Lisson Grove shops late,
and it was usually ten o’clock before Mr. Tovey could reckon to get
his bit of supper. It was therefore natural that so strenuous a week
should be rewarded by a relaxation on Sunday. It was his invariable
habit to stay in bed till noon, inhaling the savoury smell of the
Sunday joint roasting in the kitchen, and only to rise and put on his
best suit when the clock struck that hour. The afternoon was usually
devoted to the peaceful somnolence of repletion, or sometimes in
summer, if Mrs. Tovey’s legs felt equal to accompanying him, to a walk
in the park. And in the evening there were always the thrilling
columns of the Sunday paper.
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