He took coins from his pocket and inserted them, waiting for the
mechanism to warm up.
"Name?" asked S.P. The voice had an old fashioned sound. A little too
hearty and friendly.
"Danny."
"Danny what?"
"Just Danny."
The machine answered slowly. "You have the privilege of remaining
anonymous. Please sit down."
Danny sat down.
"Identification."
This didn't seem anonymous to Danny. Hesitantly he pressed his thumb
against the fingerprint plate.
"That's satisfactory," said the machine. "The fingerprint is for my
files. I'll not try to trace you."
Danny relaxed. The old machine _was_ better for his purpose.
"Certain data is necessary before you can be admitted to the consulting
chamber," said the S.P. "We'll keep it to a minimum. First your age?"
This was critical. "Nineteen," said Danny readily.
"That's young," said the machine thoughtfully. "You're aware that
persons under eighteen can't be treated?"
He was aware. That's why he'd come to this machine. Presumably it
was less efficient than newer models, particularly in the detection
circuits.
"You're still very young," continued the S.P. "My advice is to seek
help from your parents. If you don't want to do that, there's a free
public counselling service."
Danny waited.
"Then I will take you," said the machine. "As a sidewalk psychiatrist,
I have no choice. However, in view of your stated age I'll have to
check your mentality."
The newer models of sidewalk psychiatrists did that automatically.
Under the direction of the machine Danny placed a clumsy device over
his head. He concentrated on thinking slowly and clearly. Above all,
clearly. The machine could not read his thoughts, but it could get an
encephalocurve which could be compared to standard ones.
In time the sidewalk psychiatrist instructed him to remove the device.
"At least nineteen mentally," it announced. "Sometimes higher, much
higher. In other areas actually childish in configuration. Perhaps
that's why you need help."
"Maybe," said Danny.
"You may enter the consulting chamber. Deposit the amount indicated at
the door."
* * * * *
Half of Danny's weekly allowance vanished in the coin slot. He went in
and lay down on the pneumatic couch. The voice was even friendlier than
it had been. He should have been reassured but wasn't.
"Now, Danny. What's your problem?"
He had carried it around with him for months. Once or twice he had
tried to talk to others about it. And promptly shut up when he had seen
where it was leading. He stirred restlessly. "Music," he mumbled.
"You should learn to like it," said the machine. "It's essential for a
man of culture."
"But I do like it," cried Danny. He remembered and lowered his voice.
"I like music," he whispered.
"Then there's no problem. Listen to it and enjoy it."
"But I do listen. Every chance I get."
"Be more moderate," said the sidewalk psychiatrist. "Don't listen so
much or soon there'll be nothing you haven't heard."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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