The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
“At a nice quiet little public that I know of--where there’s a good
parlour and capital spirits,” answered Mr. Curtis.
“Ah! the thrue potheen--the rale cratur!” said the captain. “Well
that’s a blissing, at all evints! And, be Jasus! I hope your frind
Misther Styles will be after putting us up to do a something, as he
suggisted--for, be the power-r-rs! Frank, it’s hard work looking about
for the sinews of war-r-r!”
“Styles is a splendid fellow, captain,” replied Mr. Curtis, smacking
his lips after his last glass of pale ale--or “palale,” as the waiter
denominated it. “Why, God bless you! It was him who got up the London
and Paris Balloon Conveyance Company, with Parachute Branches to Dover
and Calais.”
“And how came it to fail?” demanded the gallant officer.
“Simply because it was never meant to succeed,” answered Frank, in
a matter-of-fact way. “The object was to make money by showing the
balloons and parachutes that were to be used in the business; and the
press took up the affair quite seriously. As long as curiosity was kept
alive, Styles cleared upwards of five guineas a-day by the admissions
at a shilling a head. Ah! he’s a clever fellow--a deuced clever fellow,
I can tell you. But it’s pretty near time we went to meet him: for,
though he hasn’t any thing particular to do at present, he always
pretends to be in a hurry, and never waits one minute over the hour for
an appointment:--that’s the way he has got himself the character of a
man of punctuality and business-habits.”
“Waiter-r!” vociferated Captain O’Blunderbuss.
“Coming, sir!” cried the functionary thus adjured: then, rushing up to
the table, he said interrogatively, “Cheese, gentle-_men_?”
“No. What’s to pay?” demanded Curtis.
The waiter enumerated the items in a rapid manner and mentioned the
amount, which was forthwith discharged by Frank, who ostentatiously
threw down a sovereign as if he had plenty more of the same kind
of coin in his pocket. On receiving his change, he gave the waiter
sixpence--a specimen of liberality which induced that discriminating
personage to disregard all the other demands made at the moment upon
his services, until he had duly escorted the two gentlemen to the door.
Upon quitting the dining-rooms, Captain O’Blunderbuss and Mr. Frank
Curtis proceeded arm-in-arm into Cheapside; and, on catching a glimpse
of the clock of Bow Church, the latter gentleman said, “We are in lots
of time. It’s only half-past two--and we’re to meet Styles at three at
a public in Fleet Street. So we needn’t gallop along as if a troop of
sheriffs’ officers were at our heels.”
“Be Jasus! d’ye remember what fine fun we had with the snaking
scoundrels up in Baker Street?” cried the gallant officer. “Why--it
must be upwards of twenty years ago--or nineteen at the laste!”
“Yes--and do you remember what larks we had in the Bench too, during
the time that the sleepy old Commissioners remanded me for?” said
Curtis.
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