The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
“Be the holy poker-r! and I’ve forgotten nothing of all that same!”
ejaculated the captain. “But it was a sad blow to ye, my frind, when
Sir Christopher-r died without laving ye a single sixpence!”
“I can’t bear to think of it, captain--although a dozen years or more
have passed since then. But who do you think I saw the other day,
riding in her carriage just as if she had been a lady all her life?”
“Be Jasus! and ye mane Sir Christopher’s wife that was!” exclaimed the
gallant officer. “Had she got the fine stout livery-servant standing up
behind as usual?”
“Yes--and young Blunt was inside,” added Curtis. “He’s as like the
stout footman as ever a lad was to a middle-aged man in this world--the
same pudding face--sandy hair--stupid-looking eyes----”
“Now be the power-rs! I think you’re too hard upon the footman, Frank!”
interrupted the captain. “He’s not such an ugly fellow as you would
be afther making him out. I don’t say, for insthance, that he’s so
handsome as you, my dear frind--or yet so well made as me, Frank----”
“Very far from it, captain,” cried Mr. Curtis. “I don’t think that
we’re the worst looking chaps in Cheapside at this moment. That’s
exactly what Styles said to us this morning. ‘_I want a couple of
genteel fellows like you_,’ says he, ‘_to join me in something that I
have in hand._’”
“We’re the very boys to co-operate with him, Frank!” exclaimed the
captain: “and what’s more, you and me can play into ache-other’s hands.
’Tisn’t for nothing that we’ve been frinds for the last twinty years.”
“In which time we’ve seen many ups and downs, captain,” observed
Frank,--“had many a good dinner, and gone many a time without
one--spent many a guinea, and seen many a day when we didn’t know where
the devil to get a shilling----”
“Be the power-rs! and had many a rar-r lar-r-rk into the bargin!”
said Captain O’Blunderbuss. “D’ye renumber our gitting into the
station-house the night afther your dear wife left ye to jine the old
gintleman that fell in love with her, and----”
“And who was kind enough to take her off my hands, children and
all!” exclaimed Frank, laughing heartily. “Ah! that was a glorious
business--that was--I mean, old Shipley relieving me of my dear spouse
and the five responsibilities.”
“And didn’t I conduct the bargin for ye?” demanded the captain. “Didn’t
I make him pony down a thousand pounds to prevint an action of _crim.
con._? Be the potheen of ould Ireland--I did that same business as nate
and clane as iver such a thing was setthled in this wor-r-rld!”
“True enough, captain,” said Frank. “But it’s just on the stroke of
three, I declare!” he exclaimed, glancing up at Saint Bride’s, which
they were now passing. “How we must have dawdled along! I wish you
wouldn’t loiter to stare at the gals so, captain,” he added, laughing.
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