The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
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The Mysteries of London, v. 4/4
Reynolds, George W. M. (George William MacArthur)
London (England) -- Fiction; Penny dreadfuls
“Jeremiah Chubbley!” vociferated the Clerk of the Court.
“Here!” growled a man dressed as a bricklayer.
“Now, then, Jeremiah Chubbley--stand up in the witness-box,” continued
the clerk.
“Come, Mr. Chubbley--make haste,” said Mr. Bulliwell, the barrister,
speaking more civilly and using the honorary prefix of _Mister_,
because he had been retained by the individual to whom he applied it.
Mr. Chubbley mounted the witness-box; and while the oath was being
administered to him, both the Commissioners inflicted a long stare
on his countenance just to satisfy themselves by this physiognomical
scrutiny whether he were a trust-worthy person or not;--for
Commissioners in the Insolvents’ Court are great physiognomists--very
great physiognomists indeed.
“Your name is Jeremiah Chubbley?” said Mr. Bulliwell, rising in a
stately manner, and darting a ferocious glance towards Mr. Sheepshanks,
as much as to say--“Now, my man, I am going to elicit things against
you that will prove you to be the greatest rogue in existence.”
“Yes--my name be Chubbley, sir,” answered the opposing creditor. “But I
paid you to tackle that there sneaking-looking chap over there, and not
to ke-vestion me.”
“My dear sir,” said Mr. Bulliwell, blandly, “this is the way of
conducting an opposition where counsel is employed. Your name is
Jeremiah Chubbley; and you are a master-bricklayer, I believe?”
“I told ’ee so a veek ago,” replied the opposing creditor, savagely.
“Yes--yes: but you must tell the learned Commissioners all over again
what you told me,” gently remonstrated Mr. Bulliwell. “I believe you
are the proprietor of a chapel in the Tottenham Court Road?”
“Yes--I be, sir,” responded Mr. Chubbley. “I built she--and a stronger,
better, or more comfortabler place of washup you wouldn’t find in all
London--least ways, barrin’ St. Paul’s.”
“Well--and this chapel was to let some three or four months ago, I
believe?” continued Mr. Bulliwell.
“Yes--it were, sir: and I had blackguards up at the grocer’s round the
corner----”
“Had what, man?” demanded the Commissioners simultaneously, and as it
were in the same breath.
“He means that he put placards up at a neighbouring grocer’s, sir,”
mildly explained Mr. Bulliwell, then, turning again to the opposing
creditor, the learned counsel said, “And I believe that the Insolvent
was attracted by the placards, and applied to you in consequence?”
“He come round to my house, sir, jest as me and my missus was a sitting
down to dinner,” answered Mr. Chubbley. “It was biled pork and greens
we had, I remember; cos says I to my missus, says I----”
“Well--well, Mr. Chubbley,” interrupted the counsel: “we will proceed,
if you please. The Insolvent came round to you, and enquired about the
chapel that was to let?”
“Yes--he did: and he axed a many ke-vestions about the orgin and the
pulpit, and the westry--and so on.”
“And, being satisfied with your replies, he agreed to take the chapel?”
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