The Mysterious Stranger and Other CartoonsMcCutcheon, John T. (John Tinney)
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The Mysterious Stranger and Other Cartoons
McCutcheon, John T. (John Tinney)
American wit and humor, Pictorial
DOVER, ENGLAND, OCT. 24—(SPECIAL)—_Late last night a man standing on
the English coast sou-sou’west of this place lighted a match to see
what time it was. He was instantly attacked by the Baltic fleet, the
admiral of which mistook the light for a Japanese signal. Three
twelve-inch shells grazed the astonished gentleman, but fortunately
none struck him. An ultimatum is probable._
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[Illustration:
CHERBOURG, FRANCE, OCT. 24—(SPECIAL)—_Heavy cannonading was heard
several miles off this coast last night. A French cruiser at once
put out to the scene of the noise and found the Baltic fleet
attacking the north star. It is thought the vigilant admiral mistook
the light for a fleet of Japanese battleships. An ultimatum is
expected hourly._
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[Illustration:
FINISTERRE, FRANCE, OCT. 25, 3:30
A.M.—(SPECIAL)—_At an early hour this morning the Baltic fleet was
seen steaming swiftly past this point. Soon afterwards a furious
bombardment occurred and continued until the body of an electric eel
was washed ashore much mangled by the deadly cannonading. It is
thought the admiral of the fleet mistook the eel for a Japanese
submarine boat. At the present writing the fleet is bombarding a
drug store down near the beach. The druggist is issuing an
ultimatum._
]
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THE THRILLING STORY OF THE CHINA SEA
[Illustration]
ADMIRAL ROJESTVENSKY STOOD MUSINGLY ON HIS FLAGSHIP—_“One load more,” he
muttered sadly, “and then our fleet will be coaled and I must leave this
pleasant coast.” For a moment a tear stood in his eye as he peered off
toward the French China shore. The thought of leaving the dear old
scenes, to which he had become so greatly attached, made even the stern
old sailor weep. Dashing aside the tear, he turned to direct the busy
crew who were bringing the coal to the ships._
_“Come, my hearties,” he cried, “step lively. We must get away.”_
_With these few words, so pregnant of meaning, our hero turned his eyes
toward the great leviathans of the deep. Smoke rolled in mighty volumes
from their funnels and went whirling off in the howling gale. A thousand
cannon strained their cyclopean eyes to the northward; 10,000 Russian
tars crouched defiantly at the breech blocks._
THESE WERE THE MEN BEHIND THE GUNS!
FOR A FEW MOMENTS THE ADMIRAL STOOD THERE IN DEEP CONTEMPLATION,
LISTENING TO THE SHOUTING SEAS AND THE SCREAMING OF THE WINDS. THEN,
TURNING SLOWLY, HE MADE HIS WAY TO THE BRIDGE—_“Anything in sight?” he
inquired of a bystander._
_“Forty ships off the port bow, sir. All steamers, sir, but I can’t make
out their colors.”_
_“Humph,” said the admiral, in Russian. “Fishing boats, probably,” and
dismissed the matter from his thoughts._
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