Heavens, what an array! When my eyes fell upon the list, my heart sank.
For there were no less than fifty-four "Uppers" scattered about the
Metropolis. Some, obviously, might be ruled out at once, or so I
conjectured. Upper Street, Islington, for instance, close to the
_Angel_, did not sound a likely "residential locality"--as the estate
agents say--for people of Sir Charles and Lady Thorold's position to be
staying in. Nor did Upper Bland near the _Elephant and Castle_, nor
Upper Grange Road, off the Old Kent Road; nor Upper Chapman Street,
Shadwell. On the other hand, Upper Brook Street; Upper George Street,
Sloane Square; Upper Grosvenor Street, Park Lane; even Upper Phillimore
Gardens, Kensington, seemed possible spots, and these and many other
"Uppers" I tried, spinning from one to another in a taxi, until the
driver began to look at me as though he had misgivings as to my sanity.
"Twenty-six don't seem to be your lucky number, sir," he said jocularly,
when he had driven me to thirty-seven different "Uppers" and called in
each at the house numbered twenty-six. "It wouldn't be twenty-six in
some `Lower' Street, or Place, or Road, or Gardens, would it, sir?"
He spoke only half in jest, but I resented his familiarity, and I told
him so. His only comment, muttered beneath his breath, but loud enough
for me to hear, was--
"Lummy! the cove's dotty in 'is own `upper,' that's what _'ee_ is."
On my return from Oakham I went to Brighton, wandering aimlessly about
the streets and on the esplanade, hoping against hope that some
fortunate turn in the wheel of Fate might bring me unexpectedly face to
face with my sweet-faced beloved, whose prolonged and mysterious absence
seemed to have made my heart grow fonder. Alas! fate only grinned at me
ironically.
Vera had vanished with her family--entirely vanished.
But not wholly ironically. I had been distressed to find that the
little silver flask picked up at Houghton had been mislaid. For hours I
had hunted high and low for it in my flat. John had turned out all my
clothes, and pulled the pockets inside out, and I had bullied him for
his carelessness in losing it, and almost accused him of stealing it.
It was while in the train on my way back to London, after my second
futile visit to Brighton, that I sat down on something hard. Almost at
once I guessed what it was. Briefly, there had been a hole in the
inside breast-pocket of my overcoat. It had been mended by John's
wife--whose duty it was to keep all my clothes in order--before I knew
of its existence. Therefore, when I had naturally enough suspected
there being a hole in one of my pockets, and sought one, I had found all
the pockets intact. The woman had mended the hole without noticing that
the little flask, which had dropped through it, lay hidden in the bottom
of the lining.
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