The Mystery of M. FelixFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
General
The Mystery of M. Felix
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
Constable Nightingale, a victim to duty, was presently battling with
the storm through the deserted streets, while Constable Wigg and Mrs.
Middlemore, at the housekeeper's suggestion, made their way to the
warm kitchen, where she brewed for her companion a stiff glass of
grog. "What did Mr. Nightingale mean," asked Mrs. Middlemore, "when he
said never go back on a pal?"
"I'd rather not say," replied Constable Wigg, and then appeared
suddenly to come to a different conclusion.
"But why not? The last of my wishes would be to vex you, and when
you're curious you like to know, don't you, my--I beg you a thousand
pardons--don't you, ma'am?"
"Mr. Wigg," observed Mrs. Middlemore, "I'm a woman, and I do like to
know. Oh!" she cried, with a little shriek, "was that somebody moving
upstairs?"
"No, my dear, no. Keep close to me; I will protect you and proud of
the chance, as who wouldn't be? When Nightingale threw out that hint,
he meant, if I'm not mistook, that a lady should have only one
admirer, hisself."
"Well, I'm sure!"
"He's not a bad sort of fellow, is Nightingale--it ain't for me to say
anything against him--but when he wants a monopoly of something very
precious"--and Constable Wigg looked languishingly at Mrs.
Middlemore--"when he wants that, and as good as says it belongs to him
and no one else, he touches a tender point. There's no harm in my
admiring you, my dear; who could help it, that's what I'd like to
know? Thank you--I _will_ take another lump of sugar. Yes, who could
help it? Charms like yours--if you'll forgive me for mentioning
'em--ain't to be met with every day, and a man with a heart would have
to be blind not to be struck. There! I wouldn't have spoke so free if
it hadn't been for Nightingale and for your asking me what he meant.
But a man can't always restrain his feelings, and I hope I haven't
hurt yours, my dear."
"Not a bit, Mr. Wigg," said Mrs. Middlemore, and the tone would have
been amorous had it not been for the mysterious trouble in her house;
"you've spoke beautiful, and Mr. Nightingale ought to be ashamed of
'isself."
"Don't tell him I said anything, my dear."
"I won't. I give you my 'and on it."
He took it and squeezed it, and said, "What's passed we'll keep to
ourselves."
"We will, Mr. Wigg."
"Here's to our better acquaintance, my dear."
"I'm sure you're kindness itself. Oh, Mr. Wigg, I 'ope nothing 'as
'appened to Mr. Felix."
"I hope so, too. My opinion is that he's out, and that the brass plate
over the keyhole has got there by accident. But Nightingale always
makes the worst of things. That's not my way. Wait till the worst
comes, I say; it's time enough. You may worrit yourself to death, and
be no better off for it after all."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account