The Mystery of the LocksHowe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
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The Mystery of the Locks
Howe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Mystery fiction; Nebraska -- Fiction
So great was the passion for puffery among them that designing men who
heard of it came along quite frequently, and wrote the people up in
special publications devoted to that kind of literature. There would be
a pretence that the special edition was to be devoted to the town, but
it really consisted of a few lines at the beginning, stating that Davy's
Bend had more natural advantages than any other town in the world, and
four pages of puffs of the people, at so much per line; whereupon the
men made fun of all the notices except their own, believing that its
statements were true, and generally accepted as a part of the town's
history. A few of those who were able had engravings inserted, and the
puff writers, in order to make the notices and bills as large as
possible, told how long and how often the subjects had been married; how
many children they had, together with their names, where they came from,
and much other mild information of this character.
It was known that many of the complimentary sketches were written by the
persons to whom they referred; but while Harrisonfield, the grocer, gave
wide circulation to the fact that Porterfield, of the dry-goods store,
had referred to himself as an intellectual giant, and a business man of
such sterling ability that he had received flattering offers to remove
to Ben's City, he did not know that Porterfield was proving the same
indiscretion with reference to himself.
Every new man who wrote up the town in this manner was more profuse with
compliments of the people than his predecessor had been; and finally the
common language was inadequate to describe their greatness, and they
longed for somebody to come along who could "write," and who could fully
explain how much each one was doing for the town; but although they all
professed to be doing a great deal constantly for Davy's Bend, there was
no reason to believe that any of them were accomplishing anything in
this direction, for it could not have been duller than it was in the
year of our Lord just referred to.
But there was an exception to this rule, as there is said to be to all
others,--Thompson Benton, the merchant; the dealer in everything, as the
advertisements on his wrapping-paper stated, for he advertised nowhere
else. But he was reliable and sensible, as well as stout and surly; so
it was generally conceded that he was the foremost citizen of the Bend.
Not that he made a pretence to this distinction; old Thompson was modest
as well as capable, and whatever good was said of him came from the
people themselves. Had there been new people coming to Davy's Bend
occasionally, it is possible that old Thompson would not have been the
leading citizen, for it was said that he "improved on acquaintance," and
that people hated the ground he walked on until they had known him a
dozen years or more, and found out his sterling virtues; but they had
all known him a great many years, and therefore admired him in spite of
themselves.
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