The Mystery of Witch-Face Mountain, and Other StoriesCraddock, Charles Egbert
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The Mystery of Witch-Face Mountain, and Other Stories
Craddock, Charles Egbert
Cumberland Mountains -- Fiction; Mountain life -- Fiction; Tennessee -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Midday found them considerably advanced on their way, but brought to a
halt by an insistence on the part of Silas Boyd that the road should
be diverted from a certain depression showing marshy tendencies to a
rugged slope where the footing was dry but difficult.
"That's under water more 'n haffen the winter, I'll take my
everlastin' oath. Ef the road runs thar, that piece will take enough
mendin' in a season ter keep up ten mile o' dry road," he argued
vehemently.
"Water ain't dangersome, nowise," retorted the elderly Persimmon, with
a snarling smile. "Healthier 'n whiskey, my frien',--_heap_ healthier
'n whiskey."
Boyd's serious countenance colored darkly red with wrath. Among the
aggressive virtues of old Persimmon Sneed were certain whiskey-proof
temperance principles, the recollection of which was peculiarly
irritating to Silas Boyd, known to be more than ordinarily susceptible
to proof whiskey.
"I be a perfessin' Baptis', Mr. Sneed," he retorted quickly. "I got no
objection ter water, 'ceptin' fur the onregenerate an' spurners o'
salvation."
Now Persimmon Sneed had argued the plan of atonement on every possible
basis known to his extremely limited polemical outlook, and could
agree with none. If any sect of eclectics had been within his reach,
he would most joyfully have cast his spiritual fortunes with them, for
he felt himself better than very many conspicuous Christians; and as
he would have joyed in a pose of sanctity, the reproach of being a
member of no church touched him deeply.
"I ain't no ransomed saint, I know," he vociferated,--"I ain't no
ransomed saint! But ef the truth war known, ye ain't got no religion
nuther! That leetle duckin' ez ye call 'immersion' jes' diluted the
'riginal sin in ye mighty leetle. Ye air a toler'ble strong toddy o'
iniquity yit. That thar water tempered the whiskey ye drink mighty
leetle,--mighty leetle!"
The Christian grace of Silas Boyd was put to a stronger test than it
might have been deemed capable of sustaining. But Sneed was a far
older man, and as nothing short of breaking his stiff neck might
suffice to tame him, Silas Boyd summoned his self-control, and held
his tingling hands, and gave himself only to retort.
"I wouldn't take that off'n ye, Mr. Sneed, 'ceptin' I be a perfessin'
member, an' pity them ez is still in the wiles an' delusions o'
Satan."
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