In speaking thus I had yielded to an impulse of indignation very
excusable in the eyes of any person whatever acquainted with my position
here. Even so, I had said nothing improper and had confined myself
within the limits of language conformable to my age and education. (I
must have mentioned somewhere in the course of these memoirs that of the
sixty-five years I have lived I passed more than thirty as beadle to the
Faculty of Letters in Dijon. Hence my taste for reports and memoirs, and
those ideas of academical style of which traces will be found in many
passages of this lucubration.) I had, then, expressed myself in the
governor’s presence with the most complete reserve, without employing
any one of those terms of abuse to which he is treated by everybody
here, from our two censors--M. de Monpavon, who, every time he comes,
calls him laughingly “Fleur-de-Mazas,” and M. de Bois l’Hery, of the
Trumpet Club, coarse as a groom, who, for adieu, always greets him with,
“To your bedstead, bug!”--to our cashier, whom I have heard repeat a
hundred times, tapping on his big book, “That he has in there enough
to send him to the galleys when he pleases.” Ah, well! All the same,
my simple observation produced an extraordinary effect upon him. The
circles round his eyes became quite yellow, and, trembling with
rage, one of those evil rages of his country, he uttered these words:
“Passajon, you are a blackguard. One word more, and I discharge you!”
Stupor nailed me to the floor when I heard them. Discharge me--_me!_ and
my four years’ arrears, and my seven thousand francs of money lent!
As though he could read my thought before it was put into words, the
governor replied that all accounts were going to be settled, mine
included. “And as to that,” he added, “summon these gentlemen to my
private room. I have important news to announce to them.”
Upon that, he went into his office, banging the doors.
That devil of a man! In vain you may know him to the core--know him a
liar, a comedian--he manages always to get the better of you with his
stories. My account, mine!--mine! I was so affected by the thought that
my legs seemed to give way beneath me as I went to inform the staff.
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