The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-SeaBartimeus
History
The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-Sea
Bartimeus
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sea stories; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Naval operations, British -- Fiction
No aerial adventure is ever recounted (and the array of medal ribbons
round their mess table is witness to the quality of these blindfold
flights) without its humorous aspect well-nigh obliterating all else.
One who fought a Zeppelin single-handed with a Webley-Scott pistol and
imprecations found himself immortalised only in the pages of a magazine
of Puck-like humour they publish (Fate and funds permitting) monthly.
Another, disabled on the water off an enemy’s port, succeeded in getting
his engine going as the crew of an armed trawler were leaning over the
bows with boat-hooks to secure him. He rose from the water beneath their
outstretched hands, and recalled with breathless merriment nothing but
the astonishment on their Teutonic faces. A third, similarly disabled,
was approached on the surface by a German submarine. He raked her deck
with his Lewis gun and kept her at bay--by the simple expedient of
picking off every head that appeared above her conning-tower--until she
wearied of the sport and withdrew. From a seaplane point of view it was
a pretty jest.
At the conclusion of a day’s aerial fighting on the Somme front a
certain officer of the Navy-that-Flies was asked how he felt about it.
“Wa-al ...” he drawled, and paused, groping in his mind for metaphor.
“It’s jest like stealing candy from a kid.”
Making all allowances for poetic licence, this is a very fair
illustration of the spirit in which the Navy-that-Flies went about the
business. On the other hand there were a few who took a graver view of
their responsibilities.
Among the possessions of one of the naval squadrons co-operating with
the Army-that-Flies along the front is a foolscap manuscript notebook
bearing the superscription _Notes on Aerial Fighting_. The youthful
author of these notes will never handle either pen or “joy-stick” again,
but he has left behind him a document that is, in its way, one of the
epics of war literature. It has since been printed (in expurgated form),
and has doubtless found its way into textbooks and treatises on the
subject. But to be appreciated to the full it should be read in the
original round, rather boyish handwriting, within hearing of the
continuous murmur of the British guns and the drone of a scouting
fighter passing overhead.
It contains ten commandments, which, for a variety of reasons, need not
be recapitulated here. But the introduction epitomises the spirit of
them all:
“The man who gets most Huns in his lifetime is the man who observes
these commandments and fights with his head. The others either get
killed or get nerves in a very short time and the country does not get
the full benefit of having trained them.”
The commandments conclude with the following exhortation: “A very
pleasant (_sic_) help in time of trouble is to put yourself in the
enemy’s place and view the situation from his point of view. If you feel
frightened before an attack, _just think how frightened he must be_!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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