The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-SeaBartimeus
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The Navy eternal : $b which is the Navy-that-Floats, the Navy-that-Flies and the Navy-under-the-Sea
Bartimeus
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sea stories; War stories; World War, 1914-1918 -- Naval operations, British -- Fiction
“Translate, George,” said the squadron commander.
“He says he’s on sick leave,” explained one of the hosts. “He’s just
flying to keep his eye in. He scuppered five Boches last week.”
“_Si_,” said the Frenchman, nodding, and held up his hand with
outstretched fingers, “_Cinq!_”
“Good on you, old sport,” said the squadron commander. They shook hands
again, and the remainder clustered rather curiously round the sinister
machine with the black skull and cross-bones adorning its fusilage.
“Makes one sort of sorry for the Hun, doesn’t it?” said one musingly.
“George,” said another, “ask him what that doo-hickie on the muzzle of
his gun’s for.” He indicated a detail on the mounting.
The Frenchman explained at some length, and the interpreter
interpreted.
“_Bon!_” said the squadron commander.
“_Oui_,” said the Frenchman, “_tres bon!_ You ’ave not
eet--_cette_--_comment dites vous?_--doo-hickie? No?”
“No,” was the reply, “_mais nous_ blooming well _allons_----”
The Frenchman presently climbed back into his machine and took his
departure. The squadron commander summoned his chief armourer, and for a
while deep called to deep.
“He’s a red-hot lad, that Frenchman,” said the squadron commander, when
the chief armourer had gone. “I fancy he only came down to let us see
that doo-hickie of his on his gun. You ought to hear some of his yarns,
though.”
The Stranger within the Gates of the Navy-that-Flies gazed after the
aerial speck against the blue of heaven, and his soul was glad within
him, because it was all the purest Navy.
“That’s all right,” he said. “But what I should like to know is, what
the deuce is a doo-hickie?”
“A doo-hickie?” replied the squadron commander. “A doo-hickie? H’m’m.
George, how would you describe a doo-hickie?”
The officer appealed to puffed his pipe in silence for a moment.
“Well,” he said at length, “you know more or less what a gadget’s like?”
“Yes.”
“And a gilguy?”
“Yes.”
“Well, a doo-hickie is something like that, only smaller as a rule.”
There was a silence. Then the squadron commander leaned forward and
flicked a speck of fluff off the shoulder of the Stranger within their
Gates.
“There you are!” he exclaimed triumphantly--“_that’s_ a doo-hickie!”
“Have a drink, anyway,” said the officer who answered to the name of
George, soothingly.
The Stranger within the Gates of the Navy-that-Flies had the drink, and
from then onwards forbore to ask any more questions.
But he still sometimes wonders what the functions of a doo-hickie might
be.
CHAPTER IV
“LEST WE FORGET”
I. H.M.S. “SHARK”
H.M.S. _Shark_, under the command of Commander Loftus W. Jones, went
into action about 5.45 p.m. on May 31st, 1916 with a complement of
ninety-one officers and men; of that number only six saw June 1st dawn.
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