The New Sunday Liquor Law VindicatedRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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The New Sunday Liquor Law Vindicated
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
Liquor laws -- Great Britain; Sunday
But I have over-stated my case: there have been some complaints from
parties not publicans after all. On looking through a file of the _Daily
News_ for the last three months I find three such. No. 1, is there
placed in the largest type, and headed, “Starvation by Act of
Parliament!” You are alarmed. Read on, your fears will soon cease. The
writer says:—“Sir, I am a bachelor living in chambers, the resources of
my _ménage_ do not extend to cooking a dinner, and, like most persons in
my situation, I generally dine at a tavern in the neighbourhood. On
Sunday, I attended the afternoon service at Saint Paul’s Cathedral, and
upon my return at five o’clock (what a circumstantial dog he is!) I
repaired with my appetite in excellent condition to my usual dining-place
in Fleet-street. I was rather taken aback at finding a closed door
frowning upon me; but I rang the bell, and, after a brief delay, a small
part of the door was cautiously opened, and there appeared in the apeture
the head of a disconsolate looking waiter, who told me that the
establishment was closed in compliance with the provision of the New Beer
Bill, and that consequently I could not have any dinner.” The next deep
pang of anguish bursts from the bleeding bosom of a Templar, who says:—“I
am a victim of this Act, being scarcely able to get any dinner before the
Sunday evening service.” Another, a father of a family, says he dines at
five, and he finds the beer flat. That I imagine is his own fault.
Surely it was not the Act of Parliament did that. We shall next be told
when the beer turns sour that was also the Act of Parliament. But
perhaps I am wrong. A well-known judge declared Parliament could do
every thing but make a woman a man or a man a woman. So, after all, the
father of a family may be right, and the New Beer Bill may be the reason
why his “arf-and-arf” is flat.
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