The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
When we read in the fairy stories that the King and Queen, who lived
once upon a time, build a castle of steel, defended by moats and
sentinels innumerable, in which they place their darling only child,
the Prince or Princess, whose birth has blessed them after so many
years of marriage, and whose christening feast has been interrupted by
the cantankerous humour of that notorious old fairy who always persists
in coming, although she has not received any invitation to the
baptismal ceremony: when Prince Prettyman is locked up in the steel
tower, provided only with the most wholesome food, the most edifying
educational works, and the most venerable old tutor to instruct and to
bore him, we know, as a matter of course, that the steel bolts and
brazen bars one day will be of no avail, the old tutor will go off in a
doze, and the moats and drawbridges will either be passed by His Royal
Highness’s implacable enemies, or crossed by the young scapegrace
himself, who is determined to outwit his guardians, and see the wicked
world. The old King and Queen always come in and find the chambers
empty, the saucy heir-apparent flown, the porter and sentinels drunk,
the ancient tutor asleep; they tear their venerable wigs in anguish,
they kick the major-domo downstairs, they turn the duenna out of
doors—the toothless old dragon! There is no resisting fate. The
Princess will slip out of window by the rope-ladder; the Prince will be
off to pursue his pleasures, and sow his wild oats at the appointed
season. How many of our English princes have been coddled at home by
their fond papas and mammas, walled up in inaccessible castles, with a
tutor and a library, guarded by cordons of sentinels, sermoners, old
aunts, old women from the world without, and have nevertheless escaped
from all these guardians, and astonished the world by their
extravagance and their frolics? What a wild rogue was that Prince
Harry, son of the austere sovereign who robbed Richard the Second of
his crown,—the youth who took purses on Gadshill, frequented Eastcheap
taverns with Colonel Falstaff and worse company, and boxed Chief
Justice Gascoigne’s ears! What must have been the venerable Queen
Charlotte’s state of mind when she heard of the courses of _her_
beautiful young Prince; of his punting at gambling-tables; of his
dealings with horse-jockeys; of his awful doings with Perdita? Besides
instances taken from our Royal Family, could we not draw examples from
our respected nobility? There was that young Lord Warwick, Mr.
Addison’s stepson. We know that his mother was severe, and his
stepfather a most eloquent moralist, yet the young gentleman’s career
was shocking, positively shocking. He boxed the watch; he fuddled
himself at taverns; he was no better than a Mohock. The chronicles of
that day contain accounts of many a mad prank which he played, as we
have legends of a still earlier date of the lawless freaks of the wild
Prince and Poins. Our people has never looked very unkindly on these
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