The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
There is a kind lady in the neighbourhood, who takes in dressmaking for
the neighbouring maid-servants, and has a small establishment of
lollipops, theatrical characters, and ginger-beer for the boys in
Little Craggs Buildings, hard by the Running Footman public-house,
where father and other gentlemen’s gentlemen have their club: this good
soul also sells Sunday newspapers to the footmen of the neighbouring
gentry; and besides, has a stock of novels for the ladies of the upper
servants’ table. Next to Miss Cann, Miss Flinders is John James’s
greatest friend and benefactor. She has remarked him when he was quite
a little man, and used to bring his father’s beer of a Sunday. Out of
her novels he has taught himself to read, dull boy at the day-school
though he was, and always the last in his class, there. Hours, happy
hours, has he spent cowering behind her counter, or hugging her books
under his pinafore when he had leave to carry them home. The whole
library has passed through his hands, his long, lean, tremulous hands,
and under his eager eyes. He has made illustrations to every one of
those books, and been frightened at his own pictures of Manfroni or the
One-handed Monk, Abellino the Terrific Bravo of Venice, and Rinaldo
Rinaldini Captain of Robbers. How he has blistered Thaddeus of Warsaw
with his tears, and drawn him in his Polish cap, and tights, and
Hessians! William Wallace, the Hero of Scotland, how nobly he has
depicted him! With what whiskers and bushy ostrich plumes!—in a tight
kilt, and with what magnificent calves to his legs, laying about him
with his battle-axe, and bestriding the bodies of King Edward’s
prostrate cavaliers! At this time Mr. Honeyman comes to lodge in
Walpole Street, and brings a set of Scott’s novels, for which he
subscribed when at Oxford; and young John James, who at first waits
upon him and does little odd jobs for the reverend gentleman, lights
upon the volumes, and reads them with such a delight and passion of
pleasure as all the delights of future days will scarce equal. A fool,
is he?—an idle feller, out of whom no good will ever come, as his
father says. There was a time when, in despair of any better chance for
him, his parents thought of apprenticing him to a tailor, and John
James was waked up from a dream of Rebecca and informed of the cruelty
meditated against him. I forbear to describe the tears and terror, and
frantic desperation in which the poor boy was plunged. Little Miss Cann
rescued him from that awful board, and Honeyman likewise interceded for
him, and Mr. Bagshot promised that, as soon as his party came in, he
would ask the Minister for a tide-waitership for him; for everybody
liked the solemn, soft-hearted, willing little lad, and no one knew him
less than his pompous and stupid and respectable father.
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