The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
man, and how he would find pretexts for visiting him at his lodging in
the old hospital. He actually took that journey that he might have a
chance of seeing Clive. He sent Clive notes and packets of drawings;
thanked him for books lent, asked advice about future reading—anything,
so that he might have a sight of his pride, his patron, his paragon.
I am afraid Clive Newcome employed him to smuggle rum-shrub and cigars
into the premises; giving him appointments in the school precincts,
where young Clive would come and stealthily receive the forbidden
goods. The poor lad was known by the boys, and called Newcome’s Punch.
He was all but hunchbacked; long and lean in the arm; sallow, with a
great forehead, and waving black hair, and large melancholy eyes.
“What, is it you, J. J.?” cries Clive gaily, when his humble friend
appears at the door. “Father, this is my friend Ridley. This is the
fellow what can draw.”
“I know whom I will back against any young man of his size at _that_,”
says the Colonel, looking at Clive fondly. He considered there was not
such a genius in the world; and had already thought of having some of
Clive’s drawings published by M’Lean of the Haymarket.
“This is my father just come from India—and Mr. Pendennis, an old Grey
Friars’ man. Is my uncle at home?” Both these gentlemen bestow rather
patronising nods of the head on the lad introduced to them as J. J. His
exterior is but mean-looking. Colonel Newcome, one of the
humblest-minded men alive, has yet his old-fashioned military notions;
and speaks to a butler’s son as to a private soldier, kindly, but not
familiarly.
“Mr. Honeyman is at home, gentlemen,” the young lad says, humbly. “Shall
I show you up to his room?” And we walk up the stairs after our guide.
We find Mr. Honeyman deep in study on his sofa, with Pearson on the
Creed before him. The novel has been whipped under the pillow. Clive
found it there some short time afterwards, during his uncle’s temporary
absence in his dressing-room. He has agreed to suspend his theological
studies, and go out with his brother-in-law to dine.
As Clive and his friends were at Honeyman’s door, and just as we were
entering to see the divine seated in state before his folio, Clive
whispers, “J. J., come along, old fellow, and show us some drawings.
What are you doing?”
“I was doing some Arabian Nights,” says J. J., “up in my room; and
hearing a knock which I thought was yours, I came down.”
“Show us the pictures. Let’s go up into your room,” cries Clive.
“What—will you?” says the other. “It is but a very small place.”
“Never mind, come along,” says Clive; and the two lads disappear
together, leaving the three grown gentlemen to discourse together, or
rather two of us to listen to Honeyman, who expatiates upon the beauty
of the weather, the difficulties of the clerical calling, the honour
Colonel Newcome does him by a visit, etc., with his usual eloquence.
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