The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Others had meanwhile explained the state of the case to the
Colonel—including Sir Thomas de Boots, who was highly energetic and
delighted with Clive’s spirit; and some were for having the song to
continue; but the Colonel, puffing his cigar, said, “No. My pipe is
out. I will never sing again.” So this history will record no more of
Thomas Newcome’s musical performances.
CHAPTER XIV.
Park Lane
Clive woke up the next morning to be aware of a racking headache, and,
by the dim light of his throbbing eyes, to behold his father with
solemn face at his bed-foot—a reproving conscience to greet his waking.
“You drank too much wine last night, and disgraced yourself, sir,” the
old soldier said. “You must get up and eat humble pie this morning, my
boy.”
“Humble what, father?” asked the lad, hardly aware of his words, or the
scene before him. “Oh, I’ve got such a headache!”
“Serve you right, sir. Many a young fellow has had to go on parade in
the morning, with a headache earned overnight. Drink this water. Now,
jump up. Now, dash the water well over your head. There you come! Make
your toilette quickly; and let us be off, and find cousin Barnes before
he has left home.”
Clive obeyed the paternal orders; dressed himself quickly; and
descending, found his father smoking his morning cigar in the apartment
where they had dined the night before, and where the tables still were
covered with the relics of yesterday’s feast—the emptied bottles, the
blank lamps, the scattered ashes and fruits, the wretched heel-taps
that have been lying exposed all night to the air. Who does not know
the aspect of an expired feast?
“The field of action strewed with the dead, my boy,” says Clive’s
father. “See, here’s the glass on the floor yet, and a great stain of
claret on the carpet.”
“Oh, father!” says Clive, hanging his head down, “I know I shouldn’t
have done it. But Barnes Newcome would provoke the patience of Job; and
I couldn’t bear to have my father insulted.”
“I am big enough to fight my own battles, my boy,” the Colonel said
good-naturedly, putting his hand on the lad’s damp head. “How your head
throbs! If Barnes laughed at my singing, depend upon it, sir, there was
something ridiculous in it, and he laughed because he could not help
it. If he behaved ill, we should not; and to a man who is eating our
salt too, and is of our blood.”
“He is ashamed of our blood, father,” cries Clive, still indignant.
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