The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Rivals have sprung up in the course of these three years—have sprung up
round about Honeyman and carried his flock into their folds. We know
how such simple animals will leap one after another, and that it is the
sheepish way. Perhaps a new pastor has come to the church of St.
Jacob’s hard by—bold, resolute, bright, clear, a scholar and no pedant:
his manly voice is thrilling in their ears, he speaks of life and
conduct, of practice as well as faith; and crowds of the most polite
and most intelligent, and best informed, and best dressed, and most
selfish people in the world come and hear him twice at least. There are
so many well-informed and well-dressed etc. etc. people in the world
that the succession of them keeps St. Jacob’s full for a year or more.
Then, it may be, a bawling quack, who has neither knowledge, nor
scholarship, nor charity, but who frightens the public with
denunciations and rouses them with the energy of his wrath, succeeds in
bringing them together for a while till they tire of his din and
curses. Meanwhile the good quiet old churches round about ring their
accustomed bell: open their Sabbath gates: receive their tranquil
congregations and sober priest, who has been busy all the week, at
schools and sick-beds, with watchful teaching, gentle counsel, and
silent alms.
Though we saw Honeyman but seldom, for his company was not altogether
amusing, and his affectation, when one became acquainted with it, very
tiresome to witness, Fred Bayham, from his garret at Mrs. Ridley’s,
kept constant watch over the curate, and told us of his proceedings
from time to time. When we heard the melancholy news first announced,
of course the intelligence damped the gaiety of Clive and his
companion; and F. B., who conducted all the affairs of life with great
gravity, telling Tom Sarjent that he had news of importance for our
private ear, Tom with still more gravity than F. B.’s, said, “Go, my
children, you had best discuss this topic in a separate room, apart
from the din and fun of a convivial assembly;” and ringing the bell he
bade Betsy bring him another glass of rum-and-water, and one for Mr.
Desborough, to be charged to him.
We adjourned to another parlour then, where gas was lighted up: and F.
B. over a pint of beer narrated poor Honeyman’s mishap. “Saving your
presence, Clive,” said Bayham, “and with every regard for the youthful
bloom of your young heart’s affections, your uncle Charles Honeyman,
sir, is a bad lot. I have known him these twenty years, when I was at
his father’s as a private tutor. Old Miss Honeyman is one of those
cards which we call trumps—so was old Honeyman a trump; but Charles and
his sister——”
I stamped on F. B.’s foot under the table. He seemed to have forgotten
that he was about to speak of Clive’s mother.
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