The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
“I do not scruple to tell you,” he said, after a pause during which a
plenty of smoke was delivered from the council of three, “that I have—a
fund—which I had set aside for mere purposes of pleasure, I give you my
word, and a part of which I shall think it my duty to devote to poor
Honeyman’s distresses. The fund is not large. The money was intended,
in fact:—however, there it is. If Pendennis will go round to these
tradesmen, and make some composition with them, as their prices have
been no doubt enormously exaggerated, I see no harm. Besides the
tradesfolk, there is good Mrs. Ridley and Mr. Sherrick—we must see
them; and, if we can, set this luckless Charles again on his legs. We
have read of other prodigals who were kindly treated; and we may have
debts of our own to forgive, boys.”
Into Mr. Sherrick’s account we had no need to enter. That gentleman had
acted with perfect fairness by Honeyman. He laughingly said to us, “You
don’t imagine I would lend that chap a shilling without security? I
will give him fifty or a hundred. Here’s one of his notes, with
What-do-you-call-’ems—that rum fellow Bayham’s name as drawer. A nice
pair, ain’t they? Pooh! _I_ shall never touch ’em. I lent some money on
the shop overhead,” says Sherrick, pointing to the ceiling (we were in
his counting-house in the cellar of Lady Whittlesea’s Chapel), “because
I thought it was a good speculation. And so it was at first. The people
liked Honeyman. All the nobs came to hear him. Now the speculation
ain’t so good. He’s used up. A chap can’t be expected to last for ever.
When I first engaged Mademoiselle Bravura at my theatre, you couldn’t
get a place for three weeks together. The next year she didn’t draw
twenty pounds a week. So it was with Pottle and the regular drama
humbug. At first it was all very well. Good business, good houses, our
immortal bard, and that sort of game. They engaged the tigers and the
French riding people over the way; and there was Pottle bellowing away
in my place to the orchestra and the orders. It’s all a speculation.
I’ve speculated in about pretty much everything that’s going: in
theatres, in joint-stock jobs, in building-ground, in bills, in gas and
insurance companies, and in this chapel. Poor old Honeyman! I won’t
hurt him. About that other chap I put in to do the first business—that
red-haired chap, Rawkins—I think I was wrong. I think he injured the
property. But I don’t know everything, you know. I wasn’t bred to know
about parsons—quite the reverse. I thought, when I heard Rawkins at
Hampstead, he was just the thing. I used to go about, sir, just as I
did to the provinces, when I had the theatre—Camberwell, Islington,
Kennington, Clapton, all about, and hear the young chaps. Have a glass
of sherry; and here’s better luck to Honeyman. As for that Colonel,
he’s a trump, sir! I never see such a man. I have to deal with such a
precious lot of rogues, in the City and out of it, among the swells and
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