The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Poor Costigan’s outrageous behaviour had caused my meeting with my
schoolfellow of early days to terminate so abruptly and unpleasantly,
that I scarce expected to see Clive again, or at any rate to renew my
acquaintance with the indignant East Indian warrior who had quitted our
company in such a huff. Breakfast, however, was scarcely over in my
chambers the next morning, when there came a knock at the outer door,
and my clerk introduced “Colonel Newcome and Mr. Newcome.”
Perhaps the (joint) occupant of the chambers in Lamb Court, Temple,
felt a little pang of shame at hearing the name of the visitors; for,
if the truth must be told, I was engaged pretty much as I had been
occupied on the night previous, and was smoking a cigar over the
_Times_ newspaper. How many young men in the Temple smoke a cigar after
breakfast as they read the _Times?_ My friend and companion of those
days, and all days, Mr. George Warrington, was employed with his short
pipe, and was not in the least disconcerted at the appearance of the
visitors, as he would not have been had the Archbishop of Canterbury
stepped in.
Little Clive looked curiously about our queer premises, while the
Colonel shook me cordially by the hand. No traces of yesterday’s wrath
were visible on his face, but a friendly smile lighted his bronzed
countenance, as he too looked round the old room with its dingy
curtains and prints and bookcases, its litter of proof-sheets, blotted
manuscripts, and books for review, empty soda-water bottles,
cigar-boxes, and what not.
“I went off in a flame of fire last night,” says the Colonel, “and
being cooled this morning, thought it but my duty to call on Mr.
Pendennis and apologise for my abrupt behaviour. The conduct of that
tipsy old Captain—what is his name?—was so abominable, that I could not
bear that Clive should be any longer in the same room with him, and I
went off without saying a word of thanks or good-night to my son’s old
friend. I owe you a shake of the hand for last night, Mr. Pendennis.”
And, so saying, he was kind enough to give me his hand a second time.
“And this is the abode of the Muses, is it, sir?” our guest went on. “I
know your writings very well. Clive here used to send me the _Pall Mall
Gazette_ every month.”
“We took it at Smiffle, regular,” says Clive. “Always patronise Grey
Friars men.” “Smiffle,” it must be explained, is a fond abbreviation
for Smithfield, near to which great mart of mutton and oxen our school
is situated, and old Cistercians often playfully designate their place
of education by the name of the neighbouring market.
“Clive sent me the _Gazette_ every month; and I read your romance of
‘Walter Lorraine’ in my boat as I was coming down the river to
Calcutta.”
“Have Pen’s immortal productions made their appearance on board
Bengalee budgerows; and are their leaves floating on the yellow banks
of Jumna?” asks Warrington, that sceptic, who respects no work of
modern genius.
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