The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
“And they have such a beautiful view of the sea!” cries Ethel.
“As if all the houses hadn’t a view of the sea, Ethel! The price has
been arranged, I think? My servants will require a comfortable room to
dine in—by themselves, ma’am, if you please. My governess and the
younger children will dine together. My daughter dines with me—and my
little boy’s dinner will be ready at two o’clock precisely, if you
please. It is now near one.”
“Am I to understand——” interposed Miss Honeyman.
“Oh! I have no doubt we shall understand each other, ma’am,” cried Lady
Anne Newcome (whose noble presence the acute reader has no doubt ere
this divined and saluted). “Doctor Goodenough has given me a most
satisfactory account of you—more satisfactory perhaps than—than you are
aware of.” Perhaps Lady Anne’s sentence was not going to end in a very
satisfactory way for Miss Honeyman; but, awed by a peculiar look of
resolution in the little lady, her lodger of an hour paused in whatever
offensive remark she might have been about to make. “It is as well that
I at last have the pleasure of seeing you, that I may state what I
want, and that we may, as you say, understand each other. Breakfast and
tea, if you please, will be served in the same manner as dinner. And
you will have the kindness to order fresh milk every morning for my
little boy—ass’s milk—Doctor Goodenough has ordered ass’s milk.
Anything further I want I will communicate through the person who spoke
to you—Kuhn, Mr. Kuhn; and that will do.”
A heavy shower of rain was descending at this moment, and little Mrs.
Honeyman looking at her lodger, who had sate down and taken up her
book, said, “Have your ladyship’s servants unpacked your trunks?”
“What on earth, madam, have you—has that to do with the question?”
“They will be put to the trouble of packing again, I fear. I cannot
provide—three times five are fifteen—fifteen separate meals for seven
persons—besides those of my own family. If your servants cannot eat
with mine, or in my kitchen, they and their mistress must go elsewhere.
And the sooner the better, madam, the sooner the better!” says Mrs.
Honeyman, trembling with indignation, and sitting down in a chair
spreading her silks.
“Do you know who I am?” asks Lady Anne, rising.
“Perfectly well, madam,” says the other. “And had I known, you should
never have come into my house, that’s more.”
“Madam!” cries the lady, on which the poor little invalid, scared and
nervous, and hungry for his dinner, began to cry from his sofa.
“It will be a pity that the dear little boy should be disturbed. Dear
little child, I have often heard of him, and of you, miss,” says the
little householder, rising. “I will get you some dinner, my dear, for
Clive’s sake. And meanwhile your ladyship will have the kindness to
seek for some other apartments—for not a bit shall my fire cook for any
one else of your company.” And with this the indignant little landlady
sailed out of the room.
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