The Newmarket, Bury, Thetford and Cromer Road: Sport and history on an East Anglian turnpikeHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Newmarket, Bury, Thetford and Cromer Road: Sport and history on an East Anglian turnpike
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs
Master Kemp jigged to some profitable purpose, for as many people came
to see him as are attracted by the modern pedestrians who wear out so
much shoe-leather on the classic miles of the Brighton Road; nor were
the county magnates above patronising this Merry Andrew. Thus he
reports, “At my entrance into Thetford the people came in great numbers
to see mee, for there were many there, being Size time. The noble
gentleman, Sir Edwin Rich,[1] gaue mee entertainment in such beautiful
and liberal sort, during my continuance there, Satterday & Sunday, that
I want fitte words to express the least part of his worthy vsage of my
unworthines; and to conclude liberally as hee had begun and continued,
at my departure on Munday his worship gaue mee fiue pound.”
On that Monday Kemp danced to Rockland and Hingham. At Rockland his host
at the inn was a boon companion, but stood a little upon his dignity,
for he would not appear until he had shifted from his working day’s
suit; when, valiantly arrayed, he entered, hat in hand, with “Dear
Master Kemp, you are even as welcome as—as—as—” and so stammering until
he found a comparison—“as the Queen’s best greyhound.”
Footnote 1:
Father of the Sir Edwin, the benefactor.
“After this dogged, yet well-meant salutation,” says Kemp, weakly
punning, “the Carrowses were called in, and they drank long and deep.”
So merry did this convivial interlude make him that, although he was an
extravagantly fat man, he insisted upon dancing off with Kemp; but two
fields sufficed him, and then, breathless, bade his visitor “go—go, in
God’s name.” So they parted. From Thetford to Rockland, Kemp had found
“a foul way,” and onwards to Hingham it was not only foul, but deep, and
no one knew the road. There were twenties and forties, nay, sometimes a
hundred people, in groups, come to see him pass, but of the way to
Norwich they could tell him nothing. “One cried, ‘The fayrest way was
thorow their Village,’ another, ‘This is the nearest and fayrest way,
when you have passed but a myle and a half.’ Another sorte crie, ‘Turn
on the left hand,’ some, ‘On the right hand’”; but with it all he did at
last reach Hingham, and on the next day through Barford Bridge reached
Norwich.
It was a roundabout way, and Kemp would have found more publicity had he
gone through the towns of Attleborough and Wymondham. But the people of
Thetford had probably warned him of the bad way through those places.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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