Five slow minutes passed. Then the kitchen door swung open and a
tall round-shouldered fellow with a shiny bald scalp stepped into view,
a tray balanced on the spread fingers of one hand. He turned, the black
tails of his cutaway swirling, called something behind him and started
past me. I stepped out, clearing my throat. He shied, whirled to face
me. He was good at his job: The two dozen tiny glasses on the tray
stood fast. He blinked, got an indignant remark ready--
I showed him the knife the old man had lent me--a bone-handled job with
a six-inch switch-blade. "Make a sound and I'll cut your throat," I
said softly. "Put the tray on the floor."
He started to back. I brought the knife up. He took a good look, licked
his lips, crouched quickly and put the tray down.
"Turn around."
I stepped in and chopped him at the base of the neck with the edge of
my hand. He folded like a two-dollar umbrella.
I wrestled the door open and dumped him inside, paused a moment to
listen. All quiet. I worked his black coat and trousers off, unhooked
the stiff white dickey and tie. He snored softly. I pulled the clothes
on over the weather suit. They were a fair fit. By the light of my
pencil flash, I cut down a heavy braided cord hanging by a high window,
used it to truss the waiter's hands and feet together behind him. There
was a small closet opening off the room. I put him in it, closed the
door and stepped back into the hall. Still quiet. I tried one of the
drinks. It wasn't bad.
I took another, then picked up the tray and followed the sounds of
music.
* * * * *
The grand ballroom was a hundred yards long, fifty wide, with walls of
rose, gold and white, banks of high windows hung with crimson velvet, a
vaulted ceiling decorated with cherubs and a polished acre of floor on
which gaudily gowned and uniformed couples moved in time to the heavy
beat of the traditional fox-trot. I moved slowly along the edge of the
crowd, looking for the Baron.
A hand caught my arm and hauled me around. A glass fell off my tray,
smashed on the floor.
A dapper little man in black and white headwaiter's uniform glared up
at me.
"What do you think you're doing, cretin?" he hissed. "That's the
genuine ancient stock you're slopping on the floor." I looked around
quickly; no one else seemed to be paying any attention.
"Where are you from?" he snapped. I opened my mouth--
"Never mind, you're all the same." He waggled his hands disgustedly.
"The field-hands they send me--a disgrace to the Black. Now, you! Stand
up! Hold your tray proudly, gracefully! Step along daintily, not like
a knight taking the field! And pause occasionally--just on the chance
that some noble guest might wish to drink."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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