The Night Side of LondonRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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The Night Side of London
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
If you admire pot-house oratory, then attend one of these places. The
chair is generally taken about nine, and the proceedings close at twelve.
A gentleman already agreed on commences the discussion, then the debate
is left to drag its slow length along, sometimes giving rise to animated
discussions, and at other times being a terrible failure. What is
considered the treat of the evening is generally something of this
sort—An indifferent speaker, perhaps a stranger, gets up and makes a
short speech, which brings up one of the old seasoned debaters, great in
his own eyes and in those of almost every one present. I assure you he
is down upon the modest debutant in fine style, making mincemeat of his
facts, and ridiculing his logic. The easier his work is, the more does
he labour at it. The audience frantically applaud, and the orator, as he
sits down, evidently thinks Brougham could not have slashed an opponent
in better style. The gravity of these speakers is really amusing. Did
they speak the language of millions—did principles of eternal import
dwell upon their tongue—did nations breathlessly wait for their
decisions—did they shake the arsenal and fulmine over Greece—they could
not set about their work in a more determined manner. And Jones, from
his tremendous castigation of Palmerston, or fierce diatribe against Lord
John, will sneak off quietly to his back garret in Pentonville, just as
we can imagine Diocletian abandoning an empire to plant cabbages at
Salone. It is clear some of the speakers are naturally good orators; but
the regular stagers have a seedy appearance, and that peculiar redness of
the nose or soddenness of the skin which indicates the drinker; and if
you go much, you will find a paper with five-shilling subscriptions, and
you will be asked to give your name, for the benefit of some prominent
debater whose affairs do not seem to have prospered, in spite of their
master’s matchless powers of oratory. The truth is, the money has been
spent here in drink that was required elsewhere, and wife and children
have starved at home while the orator was declaiming against Despotism
abroad. I fear the only class benefited by these discussions are the
landlords, who point to their door and whisper in your ears; Admission
gratis. Yes, that is true; but the egress, ah, there’s the rub! It is
that for which you must pay, and pay handsomely, too, as hundreds of poor
fellows have found to their cost.
THE CYDER CELLARS.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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