The Norwich Road: An East Anglian HighwayHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
History
The Norwich Road: An East Anglian Highway
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; Norwich Road
But let not the hurried seek Gipping, along the winding by-roads. The
way, if not far, is not easy, and passengers are few. Scattered and
infrequent farmhouses there be, at whose back doors to inquire the way,
but rustic directions are apt to mislead. In any case, it is little
use approaching the front door of a farmhouse. No one will hear you
knocking, unless indeed it be a watchful and savage dog, trained to be
on the alert for tramps; and you are like to hear him snuffling and
gasping on the other side in a ferociously suggestive manner which will
render you thankful that the door is closed and bolted. And not only
bolted on this occasion, but always. The steps, and the space between
the door and the threshold, where stray straws and wind-blown rubbish
have collected, are evidence of the fact that the farmer and his family
do not use the front door, but make their exits and entrances by way
of the kitchen. It is an old East Anglian custom, and although many of
the farmers nowadays pretend to culture and set up to be as up-to-date
as the retired tradesfolk and small squires they are neighbourly with,
many others would no more think of using the principal entrance to
their homes than they would make use of the "parlour," where massive
and sombre furniture, covered with antimacassars, is disposed with
geometric accuracy around the room, in company with the family Bible
and the prizes taken at school by the farmer's children; the stale and
stuffy atmosphere proclaiming that this state apartment is only used
on rare and solemn occasions. In fact, the "best room" and the front
door only came into use in the old days on the occasion of a funeral.
Perhaps it is a custom originating in a laudable idea of paying the
greatest possible respect to the dead, but it is one which certainly
gives a gruesome mortuary significance to both the entrance and the
room.
[Illustration: "THWAITE LOW HOUSE."]
Thwaite or "Twaite," as East Anglians, incapable of pronouncing "th,"
call it, less than a mile beyond Brockford, numbers few cottages.
Beyond it, where the hitherto flat road makes a descent, is in
local parlance, "Thwaite Low House," not so called on account of
any disreputable character it may once have earned, but from its
situation. The name obviously entails the existence of a "High House,"
which was, like the other, a coaching and posting inn. The last named,
now a farmstead, was in those days the "Cock," the other the "Queen's
Head." While the "Low House" has fallen upon times so irredeemably evil
that it has been long untenanted and is now a veritable scarecrow of
a house, with gaping holes in its walls and windows battened up, the
"Cock," save that its sign is gone, still remains much as it was, to
show a later generation what manner of place the roadside inn was in
days of yore.
[Illustration: THE "COCK," THWAITE.]
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