The Norwich Road: An East Anglian HighwayHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Norwich Road: An East Anglian Highway
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; Norwich Road
This most energetic of landladies and Napoleonic of coach proprietors
developed and managed her extensive coaching interests long before her
husband died. He, good, easy-going man, had been a fair whip in earlier
days, but had long left the box, and had no head for business, although
a very fine taste in wines and spirits: the lack of the first probably
a corollary of the second. She spared neither herself nor her servants.
Rising considerably before the lark, she saw the owls to bed, and was
a martinet to her coachmen. Left a widow while in the prime of life,
she still wore in old age the dress of her youth. The sketch of her in
the picture of the "Bull" yard in coaching days shows exactly what her
costume was like. A short skirt revealed high-heeled shoes with large
buckles, the heels painted red. Black velvet was her winter wear, and
fancy apron, lace neckerchief and frilled cap invariable items. Up to
her seventieth year she was the last up at night, scouring the house
to see that all was safe; and the first up in the morning, looking
after the stable people and seeing that the horses had their feeds and
were properly cared for. Inside and outside the house, and down the
eastern roads, her influence was despotic and would brook no defiance.
Her "Ipswich Blues" had long been famous when an opposition coach was
started. Opposition could not be allowed to live, and so the fares
were reduced from eight shillings inside and sixteen shillings out, by
regular stages until the point was reached when passengers were not
only carried for nothing, but were presented with an excellent dinner
at Witham. At that point the rivals discreetly retired, when fares rose
again to their old level.
[Illustration: ALDGATE, 1820.]
Mrs Nelson insisted on the most rigid punctuality. Did the coachman
of one of her crack coaches or one of her still more famous
"Oppositions" bring his team down her yard five minutes over time,
he was reprimanded; ten minutes, and he was fined half-a-crown; a
quarter of an hour, and he stood a good chance of being dismissed. She
ran a Southend "Opposition" every afternoon by Romford, Brentwood,
Billericay, Wickford, Raleigh and Rochford, along Essex roads of a
feather-bed softness of mud; but time must be kept. She provided good
horses and would not hear of excuses. One day, when the roads were
particularly heavy, the "Opposition" came in half an hour late from
Southend. The coachman, after the manner of his kind, on driving into
the yard and pulling up at the coffee-room door, threw his whip across
the wheelers' backs. Mrs Nelson had long been watching the clock, and,
coming out, took the whip and hung it up, with the quiet remark, "That
whip is no longer yours, Philpot--half an hour behind."
"But the roads are so bad, ma'am," remonstrated poor Toby. "I'm sure,
ma'am, the gentlemen knew I did my best; but I felt bound to spare the
cattle."
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