The Notorious Impostor (1692); Diego Redivivus (1692)Settle, Elkanah
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The Notorious Impostor (1692); Diego Redivivus (1692)
Settle, Elkanah
Morrell, William, -1692 -- Fiction
But to draw this Adventure towards a Conclusion, our waiting Carter
long expecting the return of the Brother, the Palfries and the Cargo,
notwithstanding the Strength of powerful Ale, and his Sweet Land-Ladies
diverting Company, began at last to be Impatient; sometimes he fancied
the Loading was too heavy for the Poor Beasts, and he thought it his
best way to walk out and see if he could meet them: But all Inquiry was
in vain, Night at last drew on, and the best part of his Half-crown
melted down; at last, though very Uneasie and Restless, he is perswaded
by his kind Hostess to take a hard Nap till Morning. The Cock was not
so soon awake as he, for to tell Truth, he ne're slept at all, though
indeed he dreamt all Night, for he could not think less, than that some
Retainers of the Family had undoubtedly followed the Cart, and Murder'd
the Squire to run away with the Treasure, and what his poor Sister
would suffer to be a Widow so early, was little less than a mortal
Apprehension. Thereupon very betimes in the morning he pads to Sir
_William_'s, and very earnestly enquires, what was become of the
Squire, the Knights Brother. Sir _William_'s Brother, _reply'd the
Servants_, we know none he has; 'tis true, he had one some years beyond
Sea, but whether dead or alive, is more than any Man upon _English_
Ground (_God wott_) can tell. How! no Brother-in-law Squire! No Sir
_William_'s Family! No Sister like to be a Lady, nor Brother a
Gentleman! nor no Horses nor Cart neither! This staggering Account, put
him into so doleful a Dumps, that he stood almost Thunderstruck. And
truly the twelve Miles home agen, was so tedious a Journey, and the
lamentable Narrative he must make 'em at home, so killing a Fancy, that
it was a great Mercy he did not make a stay upon some convenient Twig
in some Hedge in the Road, rather than live to be the Messenger of such
a woful, sad Tale--But ill News at last must out. The Bird and the
Beasts were all flown; the poor Bride sweetly brought to Bed, a Cart
and two Horses to pay for, a Son-in-law to find when the Devil was
blind, the Daughters sweet play thing lost, the Father and Mother dipt
ten whole pounds in Chalk, and the whole Family under the suffering of
a whole Chamberpot full of waylings and Tears for their Calamities and
Misfortunes.
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