The Notorious Impostor (1692); Diego Redivivus (1692)Settle, Elkanah
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The Notorious Impostor (1692); Diego Redivivus (1692)
Settle, Elkanah
Morrell, William, -1692 -- Fiction
The next Post four or five Letters more came after him; one from his
Bayliff, to desire him, for God's sake to come home again; for the
Devil a Farthing would his Tenants pay till they saw their Landlord. A
second from one of his Tenants, complaining of his bad Crop, and the
low price of Corn, and that unless he would bate him Twenty pound a
Year Rent, he could never hold his Farm; earnestly desiring his Worship
to come home, and take care of his poor Tenants, _&c._ A third
condoling his Misfortune in the loss of his Eldest Son, and desiring to
see his Sweet Worship's Face, that he might get him to put his Second
Boy's Life into his Copy-hold; and others of the like Import.
These Letters our Spark left in his Closet Window, and one whole day
going abroad, by a pretended Negligence, he shot the Bolt of his Closet
Lock out of the Staple, and so left his Door a-jar, and his Letters
expos'd to any body that would please to read 'em. This Stratagem
succeeded to his Wish, for the Daughter, whom I may now call his
Mistress, knowing him safe abroad, had dropt into his Chamber when the
Maid was making the Bed, and finding the Closet Door open, made bold to
peep, and spying his Letters there, tips the wink upon the Maid, whom
she made of the Council, and read 'em all out. The Contents put her
mightily upon the gog; for certainly she concluded he must be a Man of
a mighty Estate, so many Tenants, and the Lord knows what; and if a
Sister had Two thousand Pounds, what must an Elder Brother possess.
After she had conjured the Maid to silence, she could not forbear
running to her Father, and telling him all she had discover'd: The
Father at first a little reprimanded her Curiosity, but considering he
had found out a Love Intrigue between his Daughter and him, he thought
it no unwelcome discovery. At last looking very stedfastly upon his
Daughter's Face, with a sort of a kind fatherly leer, he cry'd, _Ah
Child, would he were a Bed with thee_. How, Father, _reply'd the Girl
blushing_. Nay no harm (_quoth the Father_) Chicken, that's all. Thou
sayst he makes love to thee, and troth I must own it no small part of
my Ambition to have a Person of his Quality and Fortunes for a
Son-in-law. In short, The Father gave her very seasonable Admonition;
for having sounded her Inclinations, and found 'em to his own wish,
with a Fatherly Authority he commanded her, if his Addresses hinted at
Marriage, to make him all reasonable Advances that way.
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