The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
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The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
American literature -- 19th century
Easy Peter, not so exceedingly easy at the time, imagined in his dream
that some supernatural power had suddenly seized him. From whence it
had come, he could not divine, but it gradually transported him beyond
the confines of earth into another world. This so much resembled our
own, that had he awoke here, he positively affirms, he should not have
been able to discover the least difference. He was not as fortunate as
the man who “dreamed that there was no credit to be given to dreams;”
and strange enough, in his conscious hours, he defends this fanciful
excursion of his momentary slumber as a substantial truth. It has been
so effectually impressed upon his mind, that he speaks of it, not as
the deceptive experience of a dream, but as a real adventure. The
first thing that attracted his attention in this new sphere, was the
variety of employments at which he found the people engaged. A French
philosopher declares, that they are mean souls who are so buried in
business as not to know that the most glorious and principal work of
man is to live well; and as Peter gazed upon the continual efforts and
ceaseless struggles here exhibited, he could not refrain from indulging
in somewhat similar reflections. Scarcely an occasional pause was to
be observed in the general commotion, so intent did each appear upon
some object that hurried him on.--Amongst these eager scramblers,
running to and fro in hot haste, chasing every chimera supposed to
hold out a promise, Peter’s eyes detected one who at once claimed his
entire attention. He was as ugly as a Theban sphynx, lean and lank,
his very gait giving evidence of his cunning and treachery, whilst
his countenance, if it mirrored what was passing in the soul, plainly
cried out, “Money, money! at whatever cost or consequence, I must
have money!” A worthy illustration of the heartless miser, who seeks
for nothing but the gratification of his insatiable desire, he never
hesitated to inflict a wrong, or crush a soul, to obtain possession
of a shilling. The French Vandille, to save the extra expense of
three bleedings at three pence each, let out the four and twenty
ounces of blood at a single operation, thus purchasing his death at a
sixpence--certainly a very cheap transaction. He had his counterpart
in this avaricious wretch, who, Peter positively affirms, would have
added another four and twenty ounces for the gratification of feasting
his eyes upon the glitter of a shekel. “Had he lived,” said a stranger,
“in the days of Eumolpus, he would have been an excellent subject for
remembrance in the will of that whimsical fellow, who ordered that
all to whom he gave legacies, besides his children, should receive
them upon condition that they cut up his body and eat it before the
people.” “Many,” replied Peter, “have waded through disgust to wealth;
and for a trifle, he would never have paused until he had munched it
up entirely.” His miserly propensities urged him to the violation of
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