The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
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The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
American literature -- 19th century
As he was watching the manœuvres and expedients of this not uncommon
character, a party of gentlemen suddenly intervened between his vision
and the subject of his gaze. They were all so exceedingly merry that
Peter felt anxious to join in their sport, and declares that he should
have done so had he not been deterred by seeing one of them slyly and
skilfully sliding his hands into the pockets of another, where, he
quite reasonably supposed, it had no business. This was an exploit the
like of which he had never witnessed before; but having frequently
heard of the practices of a learned profession, he immediately
concluded that this cunning villain was a lawyer, so prone are we to
form opinions from general reputation. He soon after discovered his
error, however, for the loud “hue and cry” that met his ears, very
distinctly informed him that upon this world there were pocket pickers
and robbers as well as upon our own, showing that we cannot claim these
blessings as belonging exclusively to us. Inference, thought Peter, is
a very uncertain thing, as often unjust as it is mistaken, and he asked
of himself whether it had ever assigned to him a place in the category
of rogues. Of this he might have been satisfied, for it has not yet
been shown that any has ever escaped such imputations, and we can only
be surprised that so many are foolish enough to manifest doubtful
anxiety in a matter of which each may be so certain.
Another, who was hurrying along with all possible speed, and whose
wild appearance seemed to attract general notice, now claimed Peter’s
attention. Not in the least regarding his late experience, he at once
concluded that this was a madman, in which he was again partially
mistaken. Following after, it was not long before he discovered him
to be an eminent physician, visiting a patient to whom he had the day
before administered a dose, and who was now in his last agonies. “A
wretched, bungling quack! a quack, sir,” exclaimed a young physician,
who became irritated at our dreamer as he was declaiming upon this
portion of his dream. “Perhaps,” replied a stranger, “the people of
that sphere are stupid enough to follow the practice that caused the
uncivil jest of Fabius of Bentivoglio, who, on his way to manufacture a
doctor, by chance espied an ass yawning with open mouth as if he were
laughing. To whom, ‘why laugh you,’ says Fabius, ‘you silly creature?
we can make you a doctor too, if you have but money.’” However this may
have been, the great haste of the physician was matter of surprise to
Peter, who could not understand why a professor, whose business it was
to assist people to get out of the world with ease, should be so much
concerned for the life of a single patient. His wonder, however, soon
subsided upon being furnished with reason to believe that the man of
medicine was a more careful student of the Talmud and the Rabbins than
of his profession, and that he had not been running for the good of the
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