Rich people -- Fiction; Robots -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Spouses -- Fiction
"But only now has Kamiss been able to individualize the robot and endow
it with a real intelligence. The process involved a new sensitizer
we developed. This device is motivated by a micro-wave control
individualized to the unit itself. The result, Mr. Gardner, is basic
intelligence and unswerving devotion. Each unit is--"
"You talk too much," Gardner growled with his usual tact. "Trot one of
the things out and let me look it over."
"Certainly sir," and the clerk scurried away, fearful of offending this
powerful man.
* * * * *
A few moments later, the drapes parted and a robot walked into the
room. Gardner scowled at it. He was disappointed. "Rather tall isn't
it?"
The clerk, following close behind the robot, said, "True, but its
dimensions are the result of exhaustive scientific research. The height
is nine-feet-three and one-quarter inches, the arm-span six-feet-two
inches. The body and the appendages are well padded with our new
_Vino-Live Plasticene_--almost a flesh-equivalent. The hands you will
note, sir, are absolute masterpieces of human ingenuity. The unit can
powder a rock or pick up a pin. Let me demonstrate."
"It's about time," Gardner growled.
The demonstration was spectacular. The robot took a one-inch steel bar
in its hands and formed a loop. It threaded an old-fashioned sewing
needle, then picked up a fragile vase and moved it tenderly across the
room.
The clerk beamed with justifiable pride. "Tell the gentleman your
qualifications, Raymond."
The robot looked at Gardner through two blue electronic eyes and said,
"I can perform any task a human servant can perform. And I will be more
devoted and loyal than a human servant could possibly be. Your commands
will be obeyed without question. Your wishes will always be fulfilled
to the limit of my power. You and you alone will be my god."
The salesman coughed apologetically. "A little flowery, I'm afraid, but
our advertising and sales engineers demanded it."
"Where does the voice come from?"
"Another Kamiss innovation. An ultrasonic selector draws the words from
a storage wire attuned to--"
"Enough chatter. I'll take one."
The salesman beamed. "Where would you like it delivered, sir?"
"I'll take it with me. I plan it as a surprise gift for my wife."
The salesman's smile vanished. "Then perhaps you could bring the lady
here to our establishment--"
"No," Gardner scowled. "Why should I?"
"As I was endeavoring to explain, sir, the units are, of necessity,
completely individualized. The controlling factor is the electronic
wavelength of the owner's brain. As you know, the frequency of every
human brain varies. No two are alike. That is the key to the whole
concept of _Domestic Two_. We--"
"Will you quit babbling and get to the point!" Gardner bellowed. "Tell
me in simple words why I can't take the robot with me!"
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