The Observations of HenryJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Fortunately for him, she'd been doing well. Her father died and left
her a bit, just a couple of hundred or so, and with this and her own
savings she started with a small inn in a growing town, and had sold out
again three years later at four times what she had paid for it. She had
done even better than that for herself. She had developed a talent for
cooking--that was a settled income in itself,--and at this time was
running a small hotel in Brighton, and making it pay to a tune that would
have made the shareholders of some of its bigger rivals a bit envious
could they have known.
"He came to me, having found out, I don't know how--necessity smartens
the wits, I suppose,--that my missis still kept up a sort of friendship
with her, and begged me to try and arrange a meeting between them, which
I did, though I told him frankly that from what I knew his welcome
wouldn't be much more enthusiastic than what he'd any right to expect.
But he was always of a sanguine disposition; and borrowing his fare and
an old greatcoat of mine, he started off, evidently thinking that all his
troubles were over.
"But they weren't exactly. The Married Women's Property Act had altered
things a bit, and Master James found himself greeted without any
suggestion of tenderness by a business-like woman of thirty-six or
thereabouts, and told to wait in the room behind the bar till she could
find time to talk to him.
"She kept him waiting there for three-quarters of an hour, just
sufficient time to take the side out of him; and then she walks in and
closes the door behind her.
"'I'd say you hadn't changed hardly a day, Susan,' says he, 'if it wasn't
that you'd grown handsomer than ever.'
"I guess he'd been turning that over in his mind during the
three-quarters of an hour. It was his fancy that he knew a bit about
women.
"'My name's Mrs. Wrench,' says she; 'and if you take your hat off and
stand up while I'm talking to you it will be more what I'm accustomed
to.'
"Well, that staggered him a bit; but there didn't seem anything else to
be done, so he just made as if he thought it funny, though I doubt if at
the time he saw the full humour of it.
"'And now, what do you want?" says she, seating herself in front of her
desk, and leaving him standing, first on one leg and then on the other,
twiddling his hat in his hands.
"'I've been a bad husband to you, Susan,' begins he.
"'I could have told you that,' she answers. 'What I asked you was what
you wanted.'
"'I want for us to let bygones be bygones,' says he.
"'That's quite my own idea,' says she, 'and if you don't allude to the
past, I shan't.'
"'You're an angel, Susan,' says he.
"'I've told you once,' answers she, 'that my name's Mrs. Wrench. I'm
Susan to my friends, not to every broken-down tramp looking for a job.'
"'Ain't I your husband?' says he, trying a bit of dignity.
"She got up and took a glance through the glass-door to see that nobody
was there to overhear her.
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