The Observations of Henry: Illustrated — John Shaqi
The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“The old gent murmurs something to himself about a stone which the
builders wouldn't have at any price; and then he turns and puts it
straight:
“'If you undertake the work,' says he, 'you'll go through with it
without faltering--you'll devote your life to it?'
“'If I undertake the job, I'll do that,' says Joe. 'What may it
be?'
“'To go to Africa,' says the old gent, 'as a missionary.'
“Joe sits down and stares at the old gent, and the old gent looks
him back.
“'It's a dangerous station,' says the old gent. 'Two of our people
have lost their lives there. It wants a man there--a man who will
do something besides preach, who will save these poor people we
have gathered together there from being scattered and lost, who
will be their champion, their protector, their friend.'
“In the end, Joe took on the job, and went out with his wife. A
better missionary that Society never had and never wanted. I read
one of his early reports home; and if the others were anything
like it his life must have been exciting enough, even for him. His
station was a small island of civilisation, as one may say, in the
middle of a sea of savages. Before he had been there a month the
place had been attacked twice. On the first occasion Joe's 'flock'
had crowded into the Mission House, and commenced to pray, that
having been the plan of defence adopted by his predecessor. Joe
cut the prayer short, and preached to them from the text, 'Heaven
helps them as helps themselves'; after which he proceeded to deal
out axes and old rifles. In his report he mentioned that he had
taken a hand himself, merely as an example to the flock; I bet
he had never enjoyed an evening more in all his life. The second
fight began, as usual, round the Mission, but seems to have
ended two miles off. In less than six months he had rebuilt the
school-house, organised a police force, converted all that was
left of one tribe, and started a tin church. He added (but I don't
think they read that part of his report aloud) that law and order
was going to be respected, and life and property secure in his
district so long as he had a bullet left.
“Later on the Society sent him still further inland, to open up a
fresh station; and there it was that, according to the newspapers,
the cannibals got hold of him and ate him. As I said, personally
I don't believe it. One of these days he'll turn up, sound and
whole; he is that sort.”
THE SURPRISE OF MR. MILBERRY
|It's not the sort of thing to tell 'em,” remarked Henry, as, with
his napkin over his arm, he leant against one of the pillars of
the verandah, and sipped the glass of Burgundy I had poured out
for him; “and they wouldn't believe it if you did tell 'em, not
one of 'em. But it's the truth, for all that. Without the clothes
they couldn't do it.”
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