The Observations of Henry: IllustratedJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Observations of Henry: Illustrated
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Waiters -- Fiction
“Well, he turned it over, and he took the job. He thought she'd
relent after the first week or two, but she didn't. He just kept
that place for over fifteen months, and learnt the business.
In the house he was James the boots, and she Mrs. Wrench the
landlady, and she saw to it that he didn't forget it. He had his
wages and he made his tips, and the food was plentiful; but I take
it he worked harder during that time than he'd ever worked before
in his life, and found that a landlady is just twice as difficult
to please as the strictest landlord it can be a man's misfortune
to get under, and that Mrs. Wrench was no exception to the rule.
“At the end of the fifteen months she sends for him into the
office. He didn't want telling by this time; he just stood with
his hat in his hand and waited respectful like.
“'James,' says she, after she had finished what she was doing, 'I
find I shall want another waiter for the coffee-room this season.
Would you care to try the place?'
“'Thank you, Mrs. Wrench,' he answers; 'it's more what I've been
used to, and I think I'll be able to give satisfaction.'
“'There's no wages attached, as I suppose you know,' continues
she; 'but the second floor goes with it, and if you know your
business you ought to make from twenty-five to thirty shillings a
week.'
“Thank you, Mrs. Wrench; that'll suit me very well,' replies he;
and it was settled.
“He did better as a waiter; he'd got it in his blood, as you might
say; and so after a time he worked up to be head-waiter. Now and
then, of course, it came about that he found himself waiting on
the very folks that he'd been chums with in his classy days, and
that must have been a bit rough on him. But he'd taken in a good
deal of sense since then; and when one of the old sort, all rings
and shirt-front, dining there one Sunday evening, started chaffing
him, Jimmy just shut him up with a quiet: 'Yes, I guess we were
both a bit out of our place in those days. The difference between
us now is that I have got back to mine,' which cost him his tip,
but must have been a satisfaction to him.
“Altogether he worked in that hotel for some three and a half
years, and then Mrs. Wrench sends for him again into the office.
“'Sit down, James,' says she.
“'Thank you, Mrs. Wrench,' says James, and sat.
“'I'm thinking of giving up this hotel, James,' says she,
'and taking another near Dover, a quiet place with just such a
clientele as I shall like. Do you care to come with me?'
“'Thank you,' says he, 'but I'm thinking, Mrs. Wrench, of making a
change myself.'
“'Oh,' says she, 'I'm sorry to hear that, James. I thought we'd
been getting on very well together.'
“'I've tried to do my best, Mrs. Wrench,' says he, 'and I hope as
I've given satisfaction.'
“'I've nothing to complain of, James,' says she.
“'I thank you for saying it,' says he, 'and I thank you for the
opportunity you gave me when I wanted it. It's been the making of
me.'
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