"I say," he said, "will Sir John Pilgrim be out of bed yet, d’ye think?"
He glanced at his watch. The hour was about eleven.
"He’ll be at breakfast."
"I’m going to see him, then. What’s his address?"
"Twenty-five Queen Anne’s Gate. But do you knaow him? I do. Shall I
cam with you?"
"No," said Edward Henry shortly. "You go on with my bags to the Grand
Bab, and get me another taxi. I’ll see you in my room at the hotel at a
quarter to one. Eh?"
"Rather!" agreed Mr. Marrier, submissive.
II.
"Sole proprietor of the Regent Theatre."
These were the words which Edward Henry wrote on a visiting-card, and
which procured him immediate admittance to the unique spectacle--reputed
to be one of the most enthralling sights in London--of Sir John Pilgrim
at breakfast.
In a very spacious front room of his flat (so celebrated for its
Gobelins tapestries and its truly wonderful parquet flooring) sat Sir
John Pilgrim at a large hexagonal mahogany table. At one side of the
table a small square of white diaper was arranged, and on this square
were an apparatus for boiling eggs, another for making toast, and a
third for making coffee. Sir John, with the assistance of a young
Chinaman and a fox-terrier who flitted around him, was indeed eating and
drinking. The vast remainder of the table was gleamingly bare, save for
newspapers and letters, opened and unopened, which Sir John tossed
about. Opposite to him sat a secretary whose fluffy hair, neat white
chemisette, and tender years gave her an appearance of helpless
fragility in front of the powerful and ruthless celebrity. Sir John’s
crimson-socked left foot stuck out from the table, emerging from the
left half of a lovely new pair of brown trousers, and resting on a piece
of white paper. Before this white paper knelt a man in a frock-coat,
who was drawing an outline on the paper round Sir John’s foot.
"You _are_ a bootmaker, aren’t you?" Sir John was saying airily.
"Yes, Sir John."
"Excuse me!" said Sir John. "I only wanted to be sure. I fancied from
the way you caressed my corn with that pencil that you might be an
artist on one of the illustrated papers. My mistake!" He was bending
down. Then suddenly straightening himself he called across the room: "I
say, Givington, did you notice my pose then--my expression as I used the
word ’caressed’? How would that do?"
And Edward Henry now observed in a corner of the room a man standing in
front of an easel and sketching somewhat grossly thereon in charcoal.
This man said:
"If you won’t bother me, Sir John, I won’t bother you."
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