"Ah! Givington! Ah! Givington!" murmured Sir John still more
airily--at breakfast he was either airy or nothing. "You’re getting on
in the world. You aren’t merely an A.R.A.--you’re making money. A year
ago you’d never have had the courage to address me in that tone. Well,
I sincerely congratulate you.... Here, Snip, here’s my dentist’s
bill--worry it, worry it! Good dog! Worry it!"
(The dog growled now over a torn document beneath the table.)
"Miss Taft, you might see that a _communiqué_ goes out to the effect
that I gave my first sitting to Mr. Saracen Givington, A.R.A., this
morning. The activities of Mr. Saracen Givington are of interest to the
world, and rightly so! You’d better come round to the other side for
the right foot, Mr. Bootmaker. The journey is simply nothing."
And then, and not till then, did Sir John Pilgrim turn his large and
handsome middle-aged blond face in the direction of Alderman Edward
Henry Machin.
"Pardon my curiosity," said Sir John, "but who are you?"
"My name is Machin--Alderman Machin," said Edward Henry. "I sent up my
card and you asked me to come in."
"Ha!" Sir John exclaimed, seizing an egg. "Will you crack an egg with
me, Alderman? I can crack an egg with anybody."
"Thanks," said Edward Henry. "I’ll be very glad to." And he advanced
towards the table.
Sir John hesitated. The fact was that, though he dissembled his dismay
with marked histrionic skill, he was unquestionably overwhelmed by
astonishment. In the course of years he had airily invited hundreds of
callers to crack an egg with him,--the joke was one of his
favourites,--but nobody had ever ventured to accept the invitation.
"Chung," he said weakly, "lay a cover for the alderman."
Edward Henry sat down quite close to Sir John. He could discern all the
details of Sir John’s face and costume. The tremendous celebrity was
wearing a lounge suit somewhat like his own, but instead of the coat--he
had a blue dressing-jacket with crimson facings; the sleeves ended in
rather long wristbands, which were unfastened, the opal cuff-links
drooping each from a single hole. Perhaps for the first time in his
life Edward Henry intimately understood what idiosyncratic elegance was.
He could almost feel the emanating personality of Sir John Pilgrim, and
he was intimidated by it; he was intimidated by its hardness, its
harshness, its terrific egotism, its utterly brazen quality. Sir John’s
glance was the most purely arrogant that Edward Henry had ever
encountered. It knew no reticence. And Edward Henry thought: "When this
chap dies he’ll want to die in public, with the reporters round his bed
and a private secretary taking down messages."
"This is rather a lark," said Sir John, recovering.
"It is," said Edward Henry, who now felicitously perceived that a lark
it indeed was, and ought to be treated as such. "It shall be a lark!"
he said to himself.
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