Having duly "linoleumed them," or rather having very annoyingly quite
failed to "linoleum them," Edward Henry continued his way up the
right-hand gallery staircase and reached the auditorium, where to his
astonishment a good deal of electricity, at one penny three farthings a
unit, was blazing. Every seat in the narrow and high-pitched gallery,
where at the sides the knees of one spectator would be on a level with
the picture-hat of the spectator in the row beneath, had a perfect and
entire view of the proscenium opening. And Edward Henry now proved this
unprecedented fact by climbing to the topmost corner seat and therefrom
surveying the scene of which he was monarch. The boxes were swathed in
their new white dust sheets; and likewise the higgledy-piggledy stalls,
not as yet screwed down to the floor, save three or four stalls in the
middle of the front row, from which the sheet had been removed. On one
of these seats, far off though it was, he could descry a paper
bag,--probably containing sandwiches,--and on another a pair of gloves
and a walking-stick. Several alert ladies with sketchbooks walked
uneasily about in the aisles. The orchestra was hidden in the well
provided for it, and apparently murmuring in its sleep. The magnificent
drop-curtain, designed by Saracen Givington, A.R.A., concealed the
stage.
Suddenly Mr. Marrier and Carlo Trent appeared through the iron door that
gave communication--to initiates--between the wings and the auditorium;
they sat down in the stalls. And the curtain rose with a violent swish,
and disclosed the first "set" of "The Orient Pearl."
"What about that amber, Cosmo?" Mr. Marrier cried thickly, after a
pause, his mouth occupied with sandwich.
"There you are!" came the reply.
"Right!" said Mr. Marrier. "Strike!"
"Don’t strike!" contradicted Carlo Trent.
"Strike, I tell you! We must get on with the second act." The voices
resounded queerly in the empty theatre.
The stage was invaded by scene shifters before the curtain could descend
again.
Edward Henry heard a tripping step behind him. It was the faithful
typewriting girl.
"I say," he said. "Do you mind telling me what’s going on here? It’s
true that in the rush of more important business I’d almost forgotten
that a theatre is a place where they perform plays."
"It’s the dress-rehearsal, Mr. Machin," said the woman, startled and
apologetic.
"But the dress-rehearsal was fixed for three o’clock," said he. "It
must have been finished three hours ago."
"I think they’ve only just done the first act," the woman breathed. "I
know they didn’t begin till seven. Oh! Mr. Machin, of course it’s no
affair of mine, but I’ve worked in a good many theatres, and I do think
it’s such a mistake to have the dress-rehearsal quite private. If you
get a hundred or so people in the stalls, then it’s an audience, and
there’s much less delay and everything goes much better. But when it’s
private a dress-rehearsal is just like any other rehearsal."
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