And he had indeed had more than enough. His nerves, though he did not
know it, and would have scorned the imputation, were slowly giving way.
Hence, really, the danger to the pane! Through the pane, in the dying
light he could see a cross-section of Shaftesbury Avenue, and an aged
newspaper lad leaning against a lamp-post and displaying a poster which
spoke of Isabel Joy. Isabel Joy yet again! That little fact of itself
contributed to his exasperation. He thought, considering the importance
of the Regent Theatre and the salary he was paying to his press-agent,
that the newspapers ought to occupy their pages solely with the
metropolitan affairs of Edward Henry Machin. But the wretched Isabel
had, as it were, got London by the throat. She had reached Chicago from
the West, on her triumphant way home, and had there contrived to be
arrested, according to boast, but she was experiencing much more
difficulty in emerging from the Chicago prison than in entering it. And
the question was now becoming acute whether the emissary of the militant
Suffragettes would arrive back in London within the specified period of
a hundred days. Naturally, London was holding its breath. London will
keep calm during moderate crises--such as a national strike or the agony
of the House of Lords--but when the supreme excitation is achieved
London knows how to let itself go.
"If you please, Mr. Machin--"
He turned. It was his typewriter, Miss Lindop, a young girl of some
thirty-five years, holding a tea-tray.
"But I’ve had my tea once!" he snapped.
"But you’ve not had your dinner, sir, and it’s half-past eight!" she
pleaded.
He had known this girl for less than a month and he paid her fewer
shillings a week than the years of her age, and yet somehow she had
assumed a worshipping charge of him, based on the idea that he was
incapable of taking care of himself. To look at her appealing eyes one
might have thought that she would have died to insure his welfare.
"And they want to see you about the linoleum for the gallery stairs,"
she added timidly. "The County Council man says it must be taken up."
The linoleum for the gallery stairs! Something snapped in him. He
almost walked right through the young woman and the tea-tray.
"I’ll linoleum them!" he bitterly exclaimed, and disappeared.
II.
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