"Yes. Longshaw," Mr. Bryany admitted, half proud and half apologetic,
"which I left at the age of two."
"Oh, Longshaw!" murmured Edward Henry with a peculiar inflection, which
had a distinct meaning for at least two of his auditors.
Longshaw is at the opposite end of the Five Towns from Bursley, and the
majority of the inhabitants of Bursley have never been to Longshaw in
their lives, have only heard of it, as they hear of Chicago or Bangkok.
Edward Henry had often been to Longshaw, but, like every visitor from
Bursley, he instinctively regarded it as a foolish and unnecessary
place.
"As I was saying," resumed Mr. Bryany, quite unintimidated, "I’m an
Englishman. But I’ve lived eighteen years in America, and it seems to
me the bottom will soon be knocked out of pretty nearly all the markets
in England. Look at the Five Towns!"
"No, don’t, Mr. Bryany!" said Brindley. "Don’t go to extremes."
"Personally, I don’t mind looking at the Five Towns," said Edward Henry.
"What of it?"
"Well, did you ever see such people for looking twice at a five-pound
note?"
Edward Henry most certainly did not like this aspersion on his native
district. He gazed in silence at Mr. Bryany’s brassy and yet simple
face, and did not like the face either.
And Mr. Bryany, beautifully unaware that he had failed in tact,
continued: "The Five Towns is the most English place I’ve ever seen,
believe me! Of course it has its good points, and England has her good
points; but there’s no money stirring. There’s no field for speculation
on the spot, and as for outside investment, no Englishman will touch
anything that really is good." He emphasised the last three words.
"What d’ye do yeself, Mr. Bryany?" inquired Dr. Stirling.
"What do I do with my little bit?" cried Mr. Bryany. "Oh, I know what
to do with my little bit. I can get ten per cent. in Seattle, and
twelve to fifteen in Calgary, on my little bit; and security just as
good as English railway stock--_and_ better."
The theatre was darkened, and the cinematograph began its reckless
twinkling.
Mr. Bryany went on offering to Edward Henry, in a suitably lowered
voice, his views on the great questions of investment and speculation;
and Edward Henry made cautious replies.
"And even when there is a good thing going at home," Mr. Bryany said, in
a wounded tone, "what Englishman’d look at it?"
"I would," said Edward Henry with a blandness that was only skin-deep,
for all the time he was cogitating the question whether the presence of
Dr. Stirling in the audience ought or ought not to be regarded as
providential.
"Now, I’ve got the option on a little affair in London," said Mr.
Bryany, while Edward Henry glanced quickly at him in the darkness, "and
can I get anybody to go into it? I can’t."
"What sort of a little affair?"
"Building a theatre in the West End."
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