"Yes," continued Mr. Seven Sachs, "Wunch was very kind to me. But he
was pretty well down and out, and he left, and Archibald got a new
stage-manager, and I was promoted to do a bit of assistant
stage-managing. But I got no increase of salary. There were two women
stars in the play Archibald was doing then--’The Forty-Niners.’
Romantic drama, you know! Melodrama you’d call it over here. He never
did any other sort of play. Well, these two women stars were about
equal, and when the curtain fell on the first act they’d both make a
bee-line for Archibald to see who’d get to him first and engage him in
talk. They were jealous enough, of each other to kill. Anybody could
see that Archibald was frightfully bored, but he couldn’t escape. They
got him on both sides, you see, and he just _had_ to talk to ’em, both
at once. I used to be fussing around fixing the properties for the next
act. Well, one night he comes up to me, Archibald does, and he says:
"’Mr.--what’s your name?’
"’Sachs, sir,’ I says.
"’You notice when those two ladies come up to me after the first act.
Well, when you see them talking to me, I want you to come right along
and interrupt,’ he says.
"’What shall I say, sir?’
"’Tap me on the shoulder, and say I’m wanted about something very
urgent. You see?’
"So the next night when those women got hold of him, sure enough, I went
up between them and tapped him on the shoulder. ’Mr. Florance,’ I said,
’something very urgent.’ He turned on me and scowled: ’What is it?’ he
said, and he looked very angry. It was a bit of the best acting the old
man ever did in his life. It was so good that at first I thought it was
real. He said again louder, ’What is it?’ So I said, ’Well, Mr.
Florance, the most urgent thing in this theatre is that I should have an
increase in salary!’ I guess I licked the stuffing out of him that
time."
Edward Henry gave vent to one of those cordial and violent guffaws which
are a specialty of the humorous side of the Five Towns. And he said to
himself: "I should never have thought of anything as good as that."
"And did you get it?" he asked.
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