"The old man said not a word," Mr. Seven Sachs went on in the same even
tranquil smiling voice. "But next pay-day I found I’d got a rise of ten
dollars a week. And not only that, but Mr. Florance offered me a
singing part in his new drama, if I could play the mandolin. I
naturally told him I’d played the mandolin all my life. I went out and
bought a mandolin and hired a teacher. He wanted to teach me the
mandolin, but I only wanted him to teach me that one accompaniment. So I
fired him, and practised by myself night and day for a week. I got
through all the rehearsals without ever singing that song. Cleverest
dodging I ever did! On the first night I was so nervous I could
scarcely hold the mandolin. I’d never played the infernal thing before
anybody at all--only up in my bedroom. I struck the first chord, and
found the darned instrument was all out of tune with the orchestra. So
I just pretended to play it, and squawked away with my song, and never
let my fingers touch the strings at all. Old Florance was waiting for
me in the wings. I knew he was going to fire me. But no! ’Sachs,’ he
said, ’that accompaniment was the most delicate piece of playing I ever
heard. I congratulate you.’ He was quite serious. Everybody said the
same! Luck, eh?"
"I should say so," said Edward Henry, gradually beginning to be
interested in the odyssey of Mr. Seven Sachs. "I remember a funny thing
that happened to me--"
"However," Mr. Sachs swept smoothly along, "that piece was a failure.
And Archibald arranged to take a company to Europe with ’Forty-Miners.’
And I was left out! This rattled me, specially after the way he liked
my mandolin-playing. So I went to see him about it in his dressing-room
one night, and I charged around a bit. He did rattle me! Then I raided
him. I would get an answer out of him. He said:
"’I’m not in the habit of being cross-examined in my own dressing-room.’
"I didn’t care what happened then, so I said:
"’And I’m not in the habit of being treated as you’re treating me.’
"All of a sudden he became quite quiet, and patted me on the shoulder.
’You’re getting on very well, Sachs,’ he said. ’You’ve only been at it
one year. It’s taken me twenty-five years to get where I am.’
"However, I was too angry to stand for that sort of talk. I said to
him:
"’I dare say you’re a very great and enviable man, Mr. Florance, but I
propose to save fifteen years on your twenty-five. I’ll equal or better
your position in ten years.’
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