In Carey Street, Lincoln’s Inn Fields, he descended from his brougham in
front of the offices of Messrs. Slosson, Hodge, Budge, Slosson,
Maveringham, Slosson, and Vulto, Solicitors, known in the profession by
the compendious abbreviation of Slossons. Edward Henry, having been a
lawyer’s clerk some twenty-five years earlier, was aware of Slossons.
Although on the strength of his youthful clerkship he claimed, and was
admitted, to possess a very special knowledge of the law,--enough to
silence argument when his opponent did not happen to be an actual
solicitor,--he did not in truth possess a very special knowledge of the
law,--how should he, seeing that he had only been a practitioner of
shorthand?--but the fame of Slosson he positively was acquainted with!
He had even written letters to the mighty Slossons.
Every lawyer and lawyer’s clerk in the realm knew the greatness of
Slossons, and crouched before it, and also, for the most part, impugned
its righteousness with sneers. For Slossons acted for the ruling
classes of England, who only get value for their money when they are
buying something that they can see, smell, handle, or intimidate--such
as a horse, a motor-car, a dog, or a lackey. Slossons, those crack
solicitors, like the crack nerve specialists in Harley Street and the
crack fortune-tellers in Bond Street, sold their invisible, inodorous,
and intangible wares of advice at double, treble, or decuple their
worth, according to the psychology of the customer. They were great
bullies. And they were, further, great money-lenders--on behalf of
their wealthier clients. In obedience to a convenient theory that it is
imprudent to leave money too long in one place, they were continually
calling in mortgages and re-lending the sums so collected on fresh
investments, thus achieving two bills of costs on each transaction, and
sometimes three, besides employing an army of valuers, surveyors, and
mortgage-insurance brokers. In short, Slossons had nothing to learn
about the art of self-enrichment.
Three vast motor-cars waited in front of their ancient door, and Edward
Henry’s hired electric vehicle was diminished to a trifle.
He began by demanding the senior partner, who was denied to him by an
old clerk with a face like a stone wall. Only his brutal Midland
insistence, and the mention of the important letter which he had written
to the firm in the middle of the night, saved him from the ignominy of
seeing no partner at all. At the end of the descending ladder of
partners he clung desperately to Mr. Vulto, and he saw Mr. Vulto--a
youngish and sarcastic person with blue eyes, lodged in a dark room at
the back of the house. It occurred fortunately that his letter had been
allotted to precisely Mr. Vulto for the purpose of being answered.
"You got my letter?" said Edward Henry cheerfully as he sat down at Mr.
Vulto’s flat desk on the side opposite from Mr. Vulto.
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