“Any other than Anderson would be satisfied with the enormous
receipts his performance produces; but the Great Wizard of the North
has not finished yet. Before the audience leaves the house he states
that a short-hand writer has been hired by him to take down all the
puns, and that they will be published as a Miscellany.
“As each spectator who has made a joke likes to see it in print, he
purchases a copy of the book for a shilling. An idea of the number of
these copies may be formed from the number of puns they contain. I
have one of these books in my possession, printed in Glasgow in 1850,
in which there are 1091 of these facetiæ.”
Here is one of Anderson’s typical programmes, dated 1854:
MUSIC HALL, LEEDS
VICTORY!!
20,139 of the inhabitants of Leeds have SURRENDERED to Marshal
Professor Anderson during the past Fortnight.
LAST 11 NIGHTS
OF THE GREAT WIZARD
EXCITEMENT EXTRAORDINARY!
ALL LEEDS MORE ASTONISHED THAN THE
RUSSIANS WERE AT SEBASTOPOL!
☛ In order to avoid being incommoded, Visitors to the Front Seats
are respectfully requested to secure places at the Hall during the
day.
PROFESSOR ANDERSON
Begs respectfully to inform the inhabitants of Leeds, that in
consequence of having made arrangements to perform in St. George’s
Hall, Bradford, on Monday, October 23rd, he cannot possibly appear
in Leeds after Saturday, October 21st.—The following will be the
order of
The Last Eleven Days of Wonders
This Evening, MONDAY, Oct. 9th, 1854, LAST NIGHT but 10.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10th, LAST NIGHT BUT 9.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 11th, LAST NIGHT BUT 8.
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12th, LAST NIGHT BUT 7.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13th, LAST NIGHT BUT 6.
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14th, LAST NIGHT BUT 5.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 16th, LAST NIGHT BUT 4.
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17th, LAST NIGHT BUT 3.
(Wednesday, October 18th, No Performance, the Hall being pre-engaged.)
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19th, LAST NIGHT BUT 2.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20th, LAST NIGHT BUT 1.
And SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21st, THE LAST GRAND AND FINAL
FAREWELL NIGHT! {177}
☛ REMEMBER you cannot look upon his like again!
PROGRAMME
Professor Anderson begs to inform his Patrons that his
performances are not Superhuman, as supposed, but the result of
Science, applied in a new way to produce the delusive results,
in connection with his Ambidexterological Powers, which make the
“Eyes the fools o’ the other senses,” and will this evening be the
“Head and front of his offending.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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