BELL. I have no such intentions at present. Prithee, wilt thou think a
little for me? I am sure the ingenious Mr. Setter will assist.
SET. O Lord, sir!
BELL. I’ll leave him with you, and go shift my habit.
SCENE VI.
SHARPER, SETTER, SIR JOSEPH, and BLUFFE.
SHARP. Heh! Sure fortune has sent this fool hither on purpose. Setter,
stand close; seem not to observe ’em; and, hark ye. [_Whispers_.]
BLUFF. Fear him not. I am prepared for him now, and he shall find he
might have safer roused a sleeping lion.
SIR JO. Hush, hush! don’t you see him?
BLUFF. Show him to me. Where is he?
SIR JO. Nay, don’t speak so loud. I don’t jest as I did a little while
ago. Look yonder! Agad, if he should hear the lion roar, he’d cudgel
him into an ass, and his primitive braying. Don’t you remember the story
in Æsop’s Fables, bully? Agad, there are good morals to be picked out of
Æsop’s Fables, let me tell you that, and Reynard the Fox too.
BLUFF. Damn your morals.
SIR JO. Prithee, don’t speak so loud.
BLUFF. Damn your morals; I must revenge the affront done to my honour.
[_In a low voice_.]
SIR JO. Ay; do, do, captain, if you think fitting. You may dispose of
your own flesh as you think fitting, d’ye see, but, by the Lord Harry,
I’ll leave you. [_Stealing away upon his tip-toes_.]
BLUFF. Prodigious! What, will you forsake your friend in extremity?
You can’t in honour refuse to carry him a challenge. [_Almost
whispering_, _and treading softly after him_.]
SIR JO. Prithee, what do you see in my face that looks as if I would
carry a challenge? Honour is your province, captain; take it. All the
world know me to be a knight, and a man of worship.
SET. I warrant you, sir, I’m instructed.
SHARP. Impossible! Araminta take a liking to a fool? [_Aloud_.]
SET. Her head runs on nothing else, nor she can talk of nothing else.
SHARP. I know she commanded him all the while we were in the Park; but I
thought it had been only to make Vainlove jealous.
SIR JO. How’s this! Good bully, hold your breath and let’s hearken.
Agad, this must be I.
SHARP. Death, it can’t be. An oaf, an idiot, a wittal.
SIR JO. Ay, now it’s out; ’tis I, my own individual person.
SHARP. A wretch that has flown for shelter to the lowest shrub of
mankind, and seeks protection from a blasted coward.
SIR JO. That’s you, bully back. [BLUFFE _frowns upon_ SIR JOSEPH.]
SHARP. She has given Vainlove her promise to marry him before to-morrow
morning. Has she not? [_To_ SETTER.]
SET. She has, sir; and I have it in charge to attend her all this
evening, in order to conduct her to the place appointed.
SHARP. Well, I’ll go and inform your master; and do you press her to
make all the haste imaginable.
SCENE VII.
SETTER, SIR JOSEPH, BLUFFE.
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