"I couldn't. I don't like the horror of it--seeing people cut up and
everything! I knew I ought to and mother thinks I ought to; but I've
delayed because I---- Oh, I know what you're thinking!" She stopped
and shook several rebellious strands of hair free with a sudden
movement of her head.
Gentle Mrs. Sanford let her hands drop into her lap, lowering her head
in the relief of one who has tried and failed.
"Sorry!" Helen's attitude had quite changed. She kissed her aunt on
the cheek. "I have an awful temper, haven't I?" Her change of mood
had been reflected by her irregular features with singular
expressiveness. "I was going to arrange the flowers for the table for
our seventeenth cousin and also--do you think cook would let me?--try
my hand at the American shortcake thing. I learned how to cook from
Jacqueline. I'd rather be a cook than a nurse, if worse comes to
worse. Cooks get very good pay."
"Helen! Shocking!" exclaimed Mrs. Sanford. Many gentlewomen were
nurses. "You'll have to bargain with cook about the shortcake," she
added.
"Didn't his mother make it back in Massachusetts? Why not Helen of
Mervaux, if not Helen of Troy, in Hampshire? Cry Harry, England and
St. George! In the name of _Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité, allons_!"
She was off to the kitchen, whose monarch said, in language of her own,
that the way to eat strawberries was with their stems on and dipping
them in sugar, or else as jam. In either case they had no relation to
cake, and she was not taking cooking lessons from foreign countries.
"In other words, 'it's not done,' oh, England!" said Helen.
"Whatever you mean by that," began cook.
"It should be on British coats-of-arms instead of _Dieu et mon Droit_,"
Helen explained, without in the least explaining to cook. "I mean, I
take the responsibility off your shoulders. If the American is
poisoned I go to the gallows."
"Oh, very well!" agreed cook, as if convinced that a fatal result was
inevitable but satisfied if her alibi were safely established.
Helen went to the task with a confident hand, while cook looked on with
the same scorn that she would have regarded the introduction of _poi_
or birds' nest soup into that loyal British household. Her task well
under way, Helen returned to the garden to pick flowers for the table,
the while humming French songs. She had finished with the flowers when
Mrs. Sanford entered the dining-room to find her with her fingers
outspread on the cloth, resting half her weight on them and looking at
one of the family portraits on the wall.
"Still in love with your ancestor, Helen?" asked her aunt.
Helen was startled back from the seventeenth to the twentieth century.
"Yes. I'm coming in here after dark and teach him to fall in love with
me. He's the only man who ever will. Being three hundred years old he
might take me because of my youth."
"My dear, where do you get all your strange ideas?"
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