"System is the great thing, system without sentiment!" he began, in his
pet phrase; "systematic economy of space, time, energy, and money,
which means more money. Got the question of baths settled for my
clubhouse. Showers--no waste, no favouritism. You put two cents in
the slot and you get three quarts hot for soaping and another cent and
you get three gallons cold for shower. Those that don't want to soap
pay only one cent. Get it? Those that take only the cold don't have
to pay for heating for the others. Everybody pays for what he
gets---justice, equality, democracy, and the square deal for all.
Those that don't bathe often can put in another two cents and get six
quarts for soaping, without sponging on the fellows that bathe every
day. Anybody that wants to remain dirty--individual rights respected.
Took the idea to one of those scientific socialist professors and he
thought it was all right, only, so far as I could make out from his
rigmarole, he thought the State ought to put the cents in the slot and
the employers earn the cents for the State. I told him Peter Smithers
wasn't any socialist; he didn't believe in a pap-fed proletariat. Now,
take another thing--I tell you I'm giving a lot of thought to this----"
"Have you laid the cornerstone of the clubhouse yet?" Phil asked.
"Young man, if you knew me well you'd know I never go off half-cocked.
If they don't raise the tariff there won't be any cents to put in the
slots. I'll have to close the works. Hear you're going to Europe?
Hear they've promoted you and brought you to the New York office?" he
inquired more affably, as if something were due to Phil, whom he had
regarded sharply, without pretending to, in intervals between sentences.
"And he showed how willing he was to begin at the bottom by what do you
think?--by cleaning out cattle cars!" put in Mrs. Sanford, striving for
reconciliation.
"I thought he would have to come off his high horse before he could
earn a living," Peter replied, feeling himself vindicated.
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