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Until that moment his feelings had been entirely of self-reproach. He
had acquired the bitter knowledge that a great chance had been given
him—the chance for which he had waited all his life—and he—he
couldn’t deal with it. To-morrow evening the public would witness an
exhibition so execrable, so vile, that the veriest tyro might be ashamed
of giving it. But the sight of Sir Owen Frazer’s mirth brought about an
instant metamorphosis. The self-reproach vanished, to be supplanted by a
dull and smouldering rage.
With compressed lips he made as if to approach the Knight; then, turning
about, he swept superbly from the stage.
Back at his hotel he came to a great decision. Failure on the morrow was
certain. Well, fail he might, but not on the lines of Raymond
Wakefield’s laying. London should see Eliphalet Cardomay play Cellini on
his own methods—play it, in fact, just as he had played “The Silver
King,” and a hundred other creations.
A rehearsal was called for his especial benefit next day, but he
telephoned to say that he had no intention of being present.
Raymond Wakefield got into a cab and set forth to see what it was all
about. He found his quarry, arrayed in a gorgeous kimono, discussing a
late breakfast.
“Look, here, Mr. Cardomay,” he began, “do you consider this is fair?”
Eliphalet motioned him to a chair and placed cigarettes within easy
reach.
“My dear young Mr. Raymond Wakefield,” he said, choosing his words with
slow deliberation, “I have no intention to rehearse again, because it
would be useless. You, with unexampled brilliance—and, believe me, no
one is more sensible of your admirable gifts than I am—have devoted an
entire week in a fruitless endeavour to teach your grandmother to suck
eggs. Doubtless grandmothers should know how to perform this delicate
ritual, doubtless it is expedient and is expected of them; but many are
too old to learn, and, right or wrong, prefer to decapitate the ova with
a table knife and assimilate its albuminous contents with the aid of a
teaspoon. I have done my best, and have failed—confessedly, I have
proved an inept pupil, and, to complete the metaphor, have dribbled the
yolk and the white all over my waistcoat like a child that knows no
better.”
“My dear chap,” exclaimed Raymond Wakefield, striking one hand against
the other, “if only you would play Cellini as you are talking now, I’d
turn into a door-mat for you to wipe your feet on. Now, let’s run over
it just once more.”
But Eliphalet Cardomay was adamant.
The Duke of Connaught’s Theatre was packed to overflowing for the
opening performance of “Benvenuto Cellini.” Incidentally, every member
of the dramatic profession, not otherwise engaged, made it a duty to be
present, some even going to the extremity of paying for their seats.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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